goddamnit-akabayashi

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What do you think of mankinis.

Alright I'm scared to ask, but...what is that.

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Aozaki-san, I think that kid’s onto something.

What kid. Why can't you ever say anything that makes any sense.

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Aozaki-san, how does one get over a breakup?

What do I look like, some kind of love guru? Go down to Akihabara and ask the first otaku you find on the street this question; trust me, they'll have plenty of experience with it.

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Oh you got a lot of issues. daddy issues, anger issues, trust issues, and (probably) erectile dysfunction

I don't have any idea what you're talking about.

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And you do too? Your room? o.o

No, I don't live there. I go home to my villa at the end of the day like a regular person.

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You’re sharing a place with Shiki?

Yes it's called an office.

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what if you turned into a cat again? kitty kitty meow meow

You sound like a stalker. I know just what to do with your type.

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Aozaki-san, what on earth are you gonna do when you find the one… you know… considering your… (leans up to ear, whispers) …issues.

Get the hell away from me, shitbag.

I don't have any issues. I also don't need a "one." I can have several "ones."

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受けたくないの？？

何を

まて。答えるな。

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もちろん僕だよ！優しく攻めてる…🙏(//∇//)

断る

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what if you became a woman again? (we should get married then)

Jesus Christ, you remember that? Fuck. I thought I'd killed everyone from those days.

No. I wouldn't marry anyone if I were a woman. Not unless they were a very powerful and honorable yakuza male.

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青崎様…エッチをしよう (*´∇｀*)

誰と

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What would you do if you walked in on Akabayashi and Dougen having sex?

What would you do if you could never walk again.

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(🤣🤭 Please give my compliments to the turtle.)

This code is dumber than your last. Yeah, don't think I've forgotten about "the bean is in the bun." Fuck you.

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I don’t think Lord Dougen’s going to be pleased to hear that you’re drinking on the job. Unless you’re hitting it early with the Alzheimer’s? How can we bring this up…?

What the fuck are you talking about you fucking donkey

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That doesn't make sense either, gorilla. How can a person have half an eye? You make it sound like it's cut in half like an egg.

Alright, let me clarify for those of you with sub-optimal reading comprehension:

Your. Eyesight. Is. Bad.

Wearing. Sunglasses. Makes it. Worse.

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What did you get Dougen for Father’s Day?

Don't you insult the Boss like that. I don't need a stupid Western receipt-manufacturing holiday to appreciate him.