mutuals if you were a video game character I would do every step of your questline and get your good ending
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the worst thing about house of leaves is how Stupid I look reading it in public lmao. yes I know I’m holding the book upside down and turning it in circles
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Getting a new computer soon. Where’s that windows debloat guide people post every so often
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Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.
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Why would anybody read fanon when yours is an example of how cancerous it is 💀
anon did you think when i said "read fanon" i meant fan canon instead of... Frantz Fanon, author of The Wretched of the Earth?
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Yeah. I’m the guy who impregnates the mannequins they put in the maternity section. It ain’t much but it pays the bills. Please no further questions at this time.
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Do any of you wanna see a picture I took of some extremely powerful items
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*smoking weed with someone for the first time and speaking aggressively* why did you set your drink down so carefully and quietly man? everyone saw that and thought it was weird. the thud of your drink hitting the coaster was way too muted. there should have been a more masculine thud when you set your drink down
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When I grow up I wanna be upper middle class.
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