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Yeah I wonder who was the idiot that blabbered about that huh
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adhd is so funny it's like being possessed but with myself
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what i've learned from my attempts to be more active in discords and other online communities is you just have to show up and participate in conversation and even if youre a little annoying or awkward eventually people will grow a fondness to you out of familiarity alone
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keep seeing these stalls selling trinkets advertised as "guardian angels" while exploring this beach town and it got me thinking about a world where guardian angels are real but can still be bought and sold on every street corner like cheap jewellery. most of them are scams designed to prey on people's desire for a physical talisman to give them a sense of certainty and safety, but sometimes someone gets a genuine artefact and an angel is conscripted to watch over them by the combined powers of belief and capitalism.
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so many ppl on tiktok will be like ‘look at my epic style glow up omg my style used to be so cringe’ and it just shows them wearing clothes that were in fashion in 2015 and then clothes that are in fashion now like baby that���s what happens when u don’t have ur own sense of style
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god grant me the strength to write my weird porn, the serenity to write my weird porn and the wisdom to write my weird porn
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“i have of late lost all my mirth” should be a valid reason not to come in to work
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it's not useful to think "I should've transitioned X years ago, when there was still time before all Y happened", is it
fuck no. hell no. that is the fucking devil talking. you had to do everything you did to arrive at this moment. start your transition, move forward, don't look back. i love you and there is always still time -- and not just time, but enough time to be worth it. i promise. i promise on the beat of my fucking heart. you are exactly on time. welcome. we are so, so glad you made it. i love you.
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this au got me laying awake at 3am thinking abt steven surviving a job interview
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What's the process if you're a superhero and you come out as trans
Do you tell your villains?
Do you keep it a secret so no one can connect Spider-Man with your secret identity for a while? Or do you pop a pronouns pin on your costume and the next time you web up Doctor Octopus and he goes "I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME SPIDER-MAN" you go "Spider-Girl actually! I've been figuring out some shit"
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Can you say something about fat people that doesn’t involve the phrase “tummy squish” or any variants thereof. Quickly
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