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goddammitkpop · 3 years ago

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happy birthday to my favorite kpop boy, soonyoung! ♡

look! it’s a hamster! it’s a tiger! it’s hoshi! #OurTigerHOSHIday #산중호걸이라하는_호시의_날이되어

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goddammitkpop · 3 years ago

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i lost count of all the animals he is he’s cute tho

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Oh wise one, I would like to say your svt bdsm was quite good, but alas… I know almost nothing about seventeen… I am curious if you could write a character analysis/some type of introductory post to enlighten me?

S.Coups is the leader and self-appointed main character of Seventeen. He was tasked with taking the ring to Mordor but alas he could not withstand the mental barrage of voices in his head that came along with it so he perished. Two words his friends would use to describe him are: thoughtful and green.

Jeonghan is the wise old man of this tale. You will often find him sitting perched atop a large mushroom in a field of talking daisies espousing wisdom through riddles. His hair is so big because it is full of secrets and every time it is cut a dolphin loses its ability to speak English.

Joshua is made almost entirely of Lego and the bits that are not Lego are some off-brand stuff someone bought at Walmart on sale once. Despite this barrier, he continues to thrive singing, dancing, and hop-clopping. If you want to find Joshua on any given day just follow the sound of silence to the center of the woods, but do not look behind you.

Jun (also known as Shadowmaster Hui) is the best person you will ever meet within the 5 minutes that you do indeed meet him. His Amazon reviews are all 5 stars but the jury is still out on whether or not those are bots. Speaking of bots he is filled with them. Microscopic robots control his being and it's why he's so good at dancing.

Hoshi does a lot of the choreography for Seventeen and is also the group-appointed villain. He didn't ask for this role, but he does take it on with a certain gusto that is mildly concerning. Unlike Joshua, if you want to find Hoshi just follow the screaming. He will be there. His favourite food is dirt.

Wonwoo maxed out all of his character stats except for Charisma, so while he is exceptionally good at everything you will neither find this out or be able to talk to him about it.

Woozi lives inside of the walls of his studio. He does a lot of composing and producing for Seventeen and as such he has found the need for a place to retreat to for inspiration. He found a crack in the drywall one day and began work at peeling away the walls until he unearthed a secret door. A door to another dimension. Woozi went inside and instead of a magical world he basically just found a dusty room, but it suits his purposes just fine. Comes out sometimes for food.

DK has so many teeth. So many. Boxes and boxes of teeth. Unfortunately he was never blessed with a talent for dentistry so he needs all of these teeth to replace the ones he keeps breaking

Mingyu has the body of Kim Mingyu, the face of Kim Mingyu, and the brain of Kim Mingyu. Hope this helps.

The8 the mind of Baudelaire trapped in the body of a man who is way over whatever he is doing at any given moment. However, he is superior to Baudelaire in at least one aspect of life--Instagram.

Seungkwan has the personality of a very funny Sour Patch Kid. If you bought a bag of Sour Patch Kids and one felt strangely lifelike, so you decided to plant it in the earth so that it would grow, a man would then sprout from that Sour Patch Kid planted in the earth. A man with dreams to be big on Broadway and also in every local dive bar's comedy night. That man would be Seungkwan.

Vernon was born in the mean gutters of New York City. He was destined to become the King of All Rats and rule over the sewer crocodiles but he left that life behind for his passion in SoundCloud rapping and bedazzled jorts.

Dino crawled out from a hole in the ground one day outside of Pledis and was adopted immediately into Seventeen by Jeonghan who was initially just looking for someone to carry his hair around like a veil. He has since proved himself in the realms of both dancing and singing and they have accepted him as a full member despite the monthly shedding.

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goddammitkpop · 3 years ago

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