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remember, if you're ever at the gare you can kiss & rail your friends for 30 minutes gratis

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Me at people who think “they/them” are fake pronouns:

Fuck you

Using fake pronouns

Hey, guys! This bozo thinks They is a fake pronoun! XD

-TQ

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love language

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Just wait until you’re 25 and smoke weed responsibly in your own home like a real man 

I know I sound like your mom but you kids need to stop fucking vaping

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choose your path wisely

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So I wanted to know what kind of crystal could go in a wizard staff, right? so I googled “big crystal,” as one does, and got an Etsy ad for This

And as you all know I Am currently taking a geology class, so I am probably more emotionally invested in minerals than usual. But that is...very obviously not a natural crystal.

So I did some looking around on Etsy.

Now, these shops all seem to advertise to the “witchy”/“spiritual healing” type of person. And there are a lot of them. Crystals are a Big Thing on Etsy. And ALMOST ALL of them are obviously artificially cut into the same sort of prism with a triangular pyramid top, regardless of the actual sort of crystal it is supposed to be.

Even like, fucking, obsidian. Obsidian is volcanic glass, it doesn’t form crystals at all, it is not a crystal

I’m not throwing any shade at people who are into crystals for like witchy reasons, but it really seems like if crystals are spiritually important to you, you should know what a crystal is...right...?

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Love to see we’re celebrating The Ides of March properly

I'm not saying it but you bet your ass I'm thinking it

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Your art is amazing monarch, but you shouldn’t go out of your way to look at/call out stuff that you know will make you upset. Dead dove don’t eat. No one should get into arguments about the funny music robots. It’s not what they would want. 

scc being in the polyam swag bracket bums me out as a They're Siblings truther so in effort to ignore that send me silly little requests maybe. help me make propoganda

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🅱️ussy

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PSA

avoid conforming to traditional gender norms by avoiding this common palette:

try using these palettes instead!!

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Playing pokemon today and had a nice little picnic and I left it running for 5 minutes when I went to pee, and I came back to 6 fucking eggs in my basket. This is my party.

They are all male except my goddamn houndoom. I have 6 houndour eggs from when I looked away for a couple of minutes, and as someone with no idea about egg groups I have no idea who the father is.

Slut Shame Her.

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Pronounces “Wingardium Leviosa” like a bumpkin farmer:

All the bean/peanut plants in a 50 mile radius being to combust.

I have casted Legumegardum Explosa

A question to any Harry Potter/Wizarding World lore experts out there. Let’s say you are an American attending Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

YES AN AMERICAN BEAR WITH ME…

Would your American Accent affect the spells you cast? Would you have to speak in a British Accent to cast spells properly? Are certain spells regulated to certain parts of the world due to different accents?

WOULD YOUR AMERICAN ACCENT CAUSE DESTRUCTION???

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i love when people go "this looks like a 10k post to me" because it never works half the time and i just see them try so fruitlessly in my notes