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I love being a boring ass bitch…I don’t do shit and I love it
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what is your dream profession?
child of a rich person who doesn’t have to do anything
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Sometimes twitter digs up gems. This is now my favorite theory ever.
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so it turns out great tits can and do kill and eat both other birds and small mice when food is scarce, particularly during winter, and i just cannot get over this picture. it looks like the kind of photo hunters take with their kills. i’m losing it
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Me *scrolling through my posts like a king*
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Ha, I must show this post haste to mine betrothed
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someone: you should take a 5 minute break every hour and stretch! :) get some water or a snack
me, a person with a skewed perception of time and inability to care for myself: what
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“I’ll walk with you” is just an excuse to spend more time with someone before they go and that’s romantic as fuck
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