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This was all I could think of when I saw this post.

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This dream can become a reality if you start going to AA meetings

sweet treats should not cost money they should come as complimentary gift for not giving up

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i fumbled 3 baddies in less than 2 months. should i just kms or become a monk or something? :/

You need to lock in and develop a gambling addiction

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don’t kill yourself because the internet is going to be really funny when Elon gets assassinated

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having ADHD will have you going round your house saying aloud, "Okay, so if I were me, and me is a dumb fuck, where the hell would I put X," and you still can't find it

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at work straight up "slackin it" and by "it", hahah, well, lets justr say. I am not doing my job.

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Not to go "if you have ADHD just go for a run" or anything, but I am so serious if you have ADHD you should regularly go outside, no headphones no phone no nothing and just stand and observe for a while until you've had enough. Not until you get bored, until you've had enough. Drink your coffee without watching tiktok. Have a bath without music. Turn down the volume in your headphones. I cannot overstate how much learning to be bored is cruicial with ADHD. Life is not just about pleasure, no matter what your dysregulated dopamine system thinks, and when you teach your brain to be okay with being bored, then boring tasks stop feeling like torture. By letting yourself be bored you are yoinking your system out of the high/low binary and allow for the highs to feel like actual highs and not just anything that isn't low. I am so serious go literally touch grass. Listen to the sounds in your flat. Stimulate your body the way it was designed. It lowers anxiety and makes you feel like you're real and best of all it's completely free

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Literally every single Neuroscience guy I listen to on audiobooks and podcasts: Multitasking is a lie. You are not more efficient. You're just rapidly switching between tasks and doing all of them slower but your brain is tricking itself into thinking it's more efficient because you get a little dopamine reward when you activate the 'change task' neurons. And you're burning up way more glucose in the process, leaving you more tired with less done. STOP MULTITASKING. JUST DO ONE THING. PLEASE IT'S ONLY WORSENING YOUR ATTENTION SPAN. WE'RE BEGGING YOU, PLEA--

My ADHD: Don't listen to them, babydoll. You are sooooooo efficient and attractive. Whoop. You got an email. Whoop you got a text. Whoop you got a blog ask. WOW look at all the tabs open on this window. Do you even remember what they're all for? Better look through them and close the ones you're not using because you're soooo sexy and efficient. Whoop, email again.

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Took an edible and read this as “living through the algae bloom.”

Living thru the AI boom feels the way I imagine it must've felt to live through spiritualism times. Work is slowing down because the boss wants us to hold another fucking seance.

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My girlfriend is a scientist (not even like a microbiologist or w/e) and she wants me to stop drinking raw milk

my girlfriend is an engineer (not even a mechanic or w/e) and she wants me to stop driving through intersections with my eyes closed screaming "WEEEEE I'M GONNA LIVE FOREVER"

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2025 lets all internalize "its my fault for not taking enough stimulants"

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The Pantagraph, Bloomington, Illinois, October 7, 1943

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You can only eat 2 foods for the next 2 years (with no health repercussions)

Spin this wheel twice to figure out what they are!

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smash or pass a gentle summer rainstorm

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It's kinda funny when you get a bunch of likes but no reblogs like I enjoyed your post but I'd prefer if no one else saw it

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Re: tags on the food that doesn't exist any more, "lofty pursuits" is a candy company that makes a version of the Altoids sour fruit candies that are really good!

!!!! This is life changing information

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*sits down to write a smut fic* The plot of this smut fic is that Character A believes himself abandoned by God.