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Currently doing an Insomniac's Gambit. For those of you who don't know, this is when you mess up your sleep schedule badly enough that you attempt to fix it by skipping an entire night of sleep then going to bed at a reasonable hour the next day. Crucially, it does not work

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Crazy how many people want characters in fiction to speak and act like they’ve had 20 hours of intensive therapy. Could NOT be me I want these bitches fucked up insane

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Remus forgetting his Wolfsbane is pretty funny I think we can all agree on this but like. He didn't even have the potion at the time? He was waiting for Snape to bring it to him when he caught what happened and the Map and forgot to think™ and just went after the murderer, his best friend, and the children.

On the other hand, why the fuck didn't Snape bring the Wolfsbane with him after bringing him to Remus, not seeing him but following things™ on the Map, and then deciding to go spying on them? He had it in his hand!!! It wouldn't have been that hard!!!

Snape just tells us you want to be killed (bitten) by a werewolf it'll be quicker ffs

Anyways I think it's time we pile on Snape for being irresponsible with the Wolfsbane in this essay i will—

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when i say “girl” randomly as an interjection i’m speaking to the omnipresent all knowing being of Girl. asking her for mercy. taking girl’s name in vain

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idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time

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People in age bracket 25-29 you need to listen to Let It Rock by Kevin rudolf ft lil Wayne again cause you forget yourself

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u know someone’s about to get dragged through the mud when an academic uses the phrase ‘it’s tempting to assume’

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making every conversation into being about The Character with the same reliability and conviction of a youth pastor going “you know who else partied? our lord and savior”

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my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

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i learned that actor Danny Trejo has the most on-screen deaths of anyone in Hollywood history, with 65. Followed by Christopher Lee (60), Lance Henriksen (51), Vincent Price (41), Dennis Hopper (41), Boris Karloff (41), and John Hurt (39). (x)

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the fact that i have to be in the “right headspace” to do even the simplest tasks. absolutely humiliating

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modern au where lily finds out sirius is still james's emergency contact several years into their marriage

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I read this as “orcs” so this came to a fairly natural conclusion for me

“our ocs should kiss” “our ocs on a double date” i think our ocs should try to kill each other

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ur trauma didn’t make you funny and while we’re on the topic ur music taste is unlistenable etc

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thinking about this tweet again

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haaate when i actually find advertisements funny. makes me feel dirty . makes me feel impure

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I decided to look around on spotify and found this beauty