goaskgreg
Once called a "Leggy Princeling"
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just a young guy finding his way in the world
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goaskgreg · 11 months ago
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Seeing people drive big lifted and totally pristine giant pickup trucks as just a car to get to and from work on fully paved roads is like watching a high energy working breed dog be forced to live in a 1 bedroom apartment and only go out for poop walks.
If you cant provide them the home they need its abuse. That truck should be hauling bricks, it needs to be maxing out its suspension hitting ridges at 65 mph. It should be dirty and dented because they love it. Theres no enrichment in your 1/4 mile drive to the gas station. Youre torturing it, youre killing that truck.
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goaskgreg · 11 months ago
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its called an edible because when you take it that's how everything in the fridge starts looking. whos with me. fellas?
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goaskgreg · 11 months ago
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have you guys heard this shit
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goaskgreg · 1 year ago
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A TRILOGY OF GROWTH
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goaskgreg · 1 year ago
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w.a.m.s., Folie à Deux // Heaven’s Gate, MANIA // Hold Me Like A Grudge, So Much (for) Stardust
Lyrics on a image of wristbands taken by me at the 2009 Fall Out Boy concert in Sydney, Australia at Acer Arena
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goaskgreg · 1 year ago
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Hope you had a nice holiday break! Did you do anything fun in Minnesota?
Why thank you, lovely anon. i hope your holiday break was nice as well!
i did do many fun things in Minnesota- saw the sights, did some activities such as a sleigh ride in the park. i, uh, i met Tom's folks again, got to spend a wee bit more time in their company than i'd previously been able. they're nice people
Tom also baked up a storm so i got to be an official taste tester for that, which was mint.
overall it was a pretty chill, relaxing holiday for me. couldn't ask for anything better.
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goaskgreg · 1 year ago
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I’m not scared to jump, I’m not scared to fall. If there was nowhere to land I wouldn’t be scared at all.
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The Lament for Icarus, Herbert James Draper (1898)
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goaskgreg · 1 year ago
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“There seemed to be something tragic in a friendship so coloured by romance.”
-Oscar Wilde
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goaskgreg · 1 year ago
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hey hey everyone! hope you all had a lovely Holiday break, i know i sure did 😏 in fact, i just returned from Minnesota a couple of days back, had plenty of r&r while there. living the good life, but, it's back to the ol' grind today... you know how it is
if you did anything extra fun, feel free to share with the class, or, if you're shy, on anon. and, have a lovely week 😋
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goaskgreg · 1 year ago
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goaskgreg · 1 year ago
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goaskgreg · 1 year ago
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goaskgreg · 1 year ago
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sorry I called you my love, it's because you're mine and I love you. I promise it will happen again
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goaskgreg · 1 year ago
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goaskgreg · 1 year ago
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traditional child-rearing sensibilities maintain that if a mother gives her son attention he’ll turn out gay, and if she doesn’t he’ll turn out autistic. if this is true, then logically every gay autistic person was raised by a mother in a constant state of quantum uncertainty, simultaneously giving and not giving affection. i call this hypothetical parent georgine bauer—schroedinger’s mother
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goaskgreg · 1 year ago
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Haha get loved unconditionally idiot. Get absolutely fuckin cherished. Lol you're about to be hugged so hard. I appreciate you deeply as a person, what you gonna do about it? Nothing lmao
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goaskgreg · 1 year ago
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Unmute
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