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wanted to share my favorite tiktok

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“Can you explain this gap in your employment?” I must confess I dilly-dallied. Did a bit of this and that. Yes, I lived an ungoverned life of leisure throughout my youth. But I’m a changed man, I’m to be married and my prospective mother-in-law insists I have an annual income of £500,000 or more if I’m to wed her daughter. Rummy luck. My paltry stipend from my father is a mere £40,000 a month. I am attempting to make up the difference by seeking gainful employment for the first time in my life. This sunglass shack is the only establishment that graced me with a callback.

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finding out Anakin was 23 years old when he became Vader was so crazy to me. he should've been at the club

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the pornbots are developing mental illness

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at th club and dj won’t stop playing morse code beats

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this video has invaded my brain

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A real 3-hit combo of tumblr posts rn

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LOOK AT THIS FUCKING DOG

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Technically true.

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maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them

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Doctors and Horticulturists Agree This One Sash Will Improve Your Meetings

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Traditional ant names

Traditional ant names are based on one ant virtue as the first name and one ant “intimidating quality” as the last name.

For example:

Temperance the Absconder

Proportionality the Relentless

Synchronicity the Amputator

Alacrity the Calculating

Efficiency the Eternal Witness

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‘The Dog’ from Teletubbies

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The beach that makes you old