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how 2 flirt w me

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welcome to the crab, shadow.

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i made some papier mâché fishes

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Have you guys seen that clip

Go off Kermit

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a comment under one of Ben Shapiro’s latest videos that i like

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Marina leaving no room for doubt rn 🤍💙

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Eyeliner ♦️

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nobody on this site is ever ever EVER going to top running a blog dedicated entirely to posting cute pics of sweet old dogs in a shelter for a year and gradually becoming one of the most recognized blogs on the website, then without warning dropping “i just want to get dicked down again =/” with 0 explanation and abandoning the blog. not deleting it, not explaining anything, just leaving the whole thing as a monument. fucking flawless posting. literally the best of all time.

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Yea we'll see about that

I just learned about the Nebutori, a yokai/illness that makes women incredibly fat while they sleep, and I’m utterly enamored with the idea.

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I almost forgot to post these ones here

Werehog was massively requested on the doodles stories

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One of the most important things I’ve learned as a Real Adult™ is the importance of a job half done. 

Today I did a load of dishes, wiped off my stove, and swept the kitchen floor. Did I do the best job, or finish every dish? No! My stove still has that caked on caramel that I need to bust out an SOS pad to take care of, one of our big pots is still sitting in the sink, and somehow a kitty kibble unearthed itself while I was wiping down the stove (?? how??).. but the kitchen looks a LOT better. It’s once again an inhabitable, usable space.

Parents, bosses, teachers, even my own self, harp upon absolute perfect completion of a task as the be all and end all of a job well done, but god damn, my kitchen isn’t terrible because I took the time to improve it. Little steps, especially when you’re struggling, are important. They mean a LOT. They are a sign that you won, if only in that brief moment, and they make getting all the other stuff done so much easier later on down the road. 

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Everyone has a single moment in their life where they have an opportunity to accomplish something truly incredible. Will you seize that moment, or let it slip away?

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resting

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dream