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gnarlyspiderboy · 5 years ago
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This with no kidding is one of the funniest things I ever saw.
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gnarlyspiderboy · 5 years ago
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how i sleep knowing i will pirate every single thing released on disney plus
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gnarlyspiderboy · 5 years ago
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the guardian wrote an article shaming sia for “exploiting maddie ziegler” and honestly… we’re not doing this ok. we’re not gonna do this to a woman who writes and gives us nothing but bops and bangers
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gnarlyspiderboy · 5 years ago
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each day is another day jenna marbles does not acknowledge the fact that she produced the maximum fucking ride movie and each day i rot a little bit more and am convinced it never really happened
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gnarlyspiderboy · 5 years ago
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Borders are violence.
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gnarlyspiderboy · 5 years ago
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do u watch Podcast But Outside
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gnarlyspiderboy · 5 years ago
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there’s that one comic where a dude talks about how his older brother has a slit-shaped scar/birthmark on his neck and when he was little he asked him about it and his brother replied “i had a third eye in my neck and when you were born you only had one eye so i gave it to you” ...like i don’t really know what i’m saying but...that’s love
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gnarlyspiderboy · 5 years ago
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there’s that one comic where a dude talks about how his older brother has a slit-shaped scar/birthmark on his neck and when he was little he asked him about it and his brother replied “i had a third eye in my neck and when you were born you only had one eye so i gave it to you” ...like i don’t really know what i’m saying but...that’s love
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do u watch Podcast But Outside
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do u watch Podcast But Outside
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gnarlyspiderboy · 5 years ago
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She Was A Skater Girl (He Said See You Later Girl)
Pairing: Spiderman x Reader
Warnings: None ? I think ? Cursing ????
Summary: You aka a certain skater girl just moved to Queens because of your mothers new job and you’re now adjusting to your school and home. Somehow you become friends with this boy aka a certain spider boy. Things then miraculously work out for both of you.
Authors Note: This is my first time writing this so hey some feedback would be nice. I’m also new to making this blog although you can tell, I’m not sure if I’m going to make this a series or not so stick around ! Please don’t be afraid to ask me for requests or asks about this fic or if I should even continue it.
Moving to Queens was a big deal to you, you’ve grown up into a home in which you know all it’s ins and outs. Looking up into those big buildings was menacing, as if daring to fall on top of you. You took every little piece in, feeling that you could just easily go back to your hometown and forget this beautiful city. Yeah sure there was much littering and a handful of drug abusers and criminals but that didn’t stop your young soul to have much love for Queens already.
“Y/n, start unpacking honey, we still got tons of boxes to go through and it’s still 8 in the morning.” You heard your mother say in the hallway.
“Yeah yeah I heard ya boss!” You yell back at your mother where you can hear her heels clacking against the wooden floor. Having your mother as a doctor came with it’s pros, you loving to skate so much would always come home with bruises and cuts around your legs from trying to perfect your tricks. Of course that was when you were younger, now being old enough to treat your own wounds from watching your mom do it so many times.
You walk to the hallways barely catching up to your mom before she left. You wrap your arms tightly around her and give her a kiss on the cheek. “Love you mom, have fun at work and don’t forget to eat.” You say as you open the door for her, she just smiles back at you. “Of course honey love you too.” It’s always been like this, you and your mother, you guys have always had a deep connection with each other and understood one another. Her always off to work, you to school, and by the time you’re home you make you and your mom dinner so she won’t cook by the time she’s home. It was a routine you were used to but now you’re in a whole change of scenery. The decision to move to Queen was her idea and that was the only time you disagreed with her, you fought tooth and nail to stay in your hometown but obviously you’re mother won. It’s not all bad though, the apartment you moved into was decently sized and wasn’t in a completely shady part of town so you couldn’t complain.
As soon as your mom closed your door you went back to your room to do what you were asked. As hours went by you hanged up your posters of films and bands you enjoy, put up your radio along with all your vinyls, cassettes, and cds. Your trusty old lamp bouncing light on your walls and you place some books and movies that you enjoy in whatever free space you had left. You decided you were tired enough and looked to your phone.
“11:27” you read out loud, noticing how early it still was you decided to go out and explore Queens. You changed into a pair of shorts and quickly grabbed a shirt that was on top of one of the boxes which was a band that you recently saw live before moving here. As you made you way to the living room you tripped over your skateboard and fell on your face. “OW OW Ow ow owww.” you yelped, not even being on top of the board and you already fell, nice job y/n.
You laid there for a couple minutes until you felt the pain go away, standing up you stared at your board and finally decided to take it with you even after it’s betrayal. “Dumb board, why would you even be in the middle of the room” muttering to yourself as you put on your shoes and went out the door. Immediately you were greeted by much noise, people talking on the phone, neighbors shouting at each other, traffic, and street performers. Taking out your phone and plugging in your earphones to block out the rowdy men that you knew would hit on you, underage or not, you began to walk to the nearest park. Noticing that the sidewalk you were walking on wasn’t smooth enough to skate on without eating shit so you just decided to get your daily dose of walking.
A couple songs later and you made it to the park, breathing in the air you smiled to yourself. You saw children playing, teenagers talking amongst themselves, and adults working out. Dropping your board to the floor and skating inward to the park you decided to just cruise for a bit. It wasn’t until you saw a fire hydrants when you decided that to do an ollie over it.
As you were coming closer towards it, it felt as if time itself was slowing down, this was the feeling of pure happiness. Coming at the edge of the fire hydrant you did an ollie over it and did a smooth landing. It was always when you landed that you were the happiest, this was love and passion for something. You heard a group of kids cheering for you after your successful ollie. That only made you feel warmth all over your body and become more confident.
Although unbeknownst to you, catching the eye of a certain boy, was worried. Every time you did a trick he would sense you falling and hurting yourself, and every time he’d be proved wrong seeing you land perfectly on your board. He was impressed and entranced by the way that you moved alongside your board that he hadn’t even notice you fall when your board went over a pebble. “Fuck fuck fuck” is all he heard and didn’t even notice himself get closer to you to check if you’re okay.
“Oh my god are you okay?” the boy asked, you looked up to your knee which was now scraped and bloody to see a boy that seemed around your age with the most gorgeous brown hair and eyes. You were completely distracted that you forgot about the burning pain on your knee.
“Uh yeah it just feels like I fell of a board, which is painful.” For some reason he thought that was funny and was laughing really loudly. Wow you thought, you really like how this guy laughs it was cute. That’s when you started laughing alongside him.
“Oh man I’m sorry I didn’t mean to come off as sarcastic, it just happens you know.” you say in between laughs
“Are you kidding?! That was the highlight of my day.” the boy said still laughing until he realized what he said.
“Oh shit, uhh I swear I didn’t mean that you falling was funny- I- I- I just meant that you saying what you said was funny, I’m sorry I’m ranting now and-“ your laughter just cut him off and he just stared back at you in awe, how did someone as pretty as you, looked so cute with a bloody knee? His thoughts were interrupted when he did a double take of your knee.
“Here” he held out his hand out to you, “can you walk or does it hurt too much?” You gladly took his hand only wincing slightly when you bent up.
“Yeah I’m fine just didn’t see that pebble on my way”
“Here, it’s not much but it’s better than nothing.” You look up just in time as he gives you a crumpled up tissue and two bandages. You clean away the blood and slap on those bandages, which you just noticed have dinosaurs on them. “Thank you for that, love the design by the way, very classy.”
“Oh” that’s all the boy had to say just silently staring at you, debating wether or not you were making fun of his bandages or if you genuinely liked them. “My name is Peter by the way, Peter Parker”
Y/n smiled at that, feeling glad that this stranger just didn’t go and leave just yet.
“Y/n, y/l/n” You said back to him with a smile, he smiled back at you. He then looked behind him and saw your board, he jogged towards it and grabbed it. He handed it over to you, “ So y/n have you always been to this park, because I’m always here and I’ve never seen anyone here that skates?” That made your face fall a bit, you we’re excited to meet people that also skate and become friends with them only to find out that there’s no one who does. Peter quickly noticed the sudden change in your face and started to freak out once again.
“I’m sorry, I probably put you in a uncomfortable situation, I’ll just leave now.” He fumbles with his fingers and is about to walk off when you put your arm out in front of him. He looks down at you confusedly when you say, “Don’t worry about it, but I’m new in town actually and I don’t really know anyone so do you think you can show me around?”
Oh. OH. It clicks for him that you’re asking him to take you out and see what’s good around Queens. And yes, Peter knows damn well that he has an essay due tomorrow but he knows he’ll regret not taking out a girl who has no idea that he’s a loser in high school standards.
“Y-yes, I know a cool coffee shop close by that serve the best lemon pound cakes in all of Queens.” That makes you smile, on your first day out you finally made a friend, a cute one at that. You tuck your board under your arm and walk (hobble because your dumb knee still hurt) beside Peter as you go to the so called ‘best lemon pound cakes in all of Queens’
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gnarlyspiderboy · 5 years ago
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Hello I am new in town
I’m going to start writing fics so if you have any recs or any ships tell me !!!!
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