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Me, walking into a spiritual shop: “rOcKs??”
Shop owner: “Yes, we sell crystals”
Me, excitedly: “ROCKS?!!”
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when any man over 45 gives me vaguely positive feedback
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Travelling, swallowing Dramamine
Feeling spaced, breathing out Listerine
I’d said what I’d said, that I’d tell you
Look at your face like you’re killed in a dream
And you think you’ve figured out everything
I think I know my geography pretty damn well
You say what you need so you’ll get more
If you could just milk it for everything
I’ve said what I said, and you know what I mean
But I still can’t focus on anything
• Modest mouse
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any body free tonight, i wanna check out the bottom of the ocean but not alone
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spoonfeed me my kid cuisine meal or i will say the f word
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the difference between homeschoolers and publicschoolers
publicschoolers: ready for this text post, not fearful at all
homeschoolers: already worried for the possibility of an upcoming roast
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please watch this two second clip from santa clarita diet
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So a guy requested someone start beef with him because he was feeling left out, so I made this.
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So a guy requested someone start beef with him because he was feeling left out, so I made this.
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what do people in their twentys do except go to the grocery store……….
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