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diy noncon by jerking myself off when I’m not rlly up for it
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you are murdering souls, you are stepping on butterflies, you are burning flowers with kerosene, you are shitting on diamonds
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i usually need more time when it comes to musicals to fully appreciate the music, but there is something about dave malloy's work that just always clicks immediately & i am scared of this feeling
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am I your favourite little pervert in your phone be honest
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mangoball’s reinvention of modern satire will go unrecognized in history due to it being entirely fucking incomprehensible to anyone even remotely normal
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was two hours late to respond to a heyyyy and they fucking killed themselves. they bled out in my inbox
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statements like "It's wrong to masturbate about a person without their consent" and "It's wrong to do something that quietly arouses you while you are in public even if no one can see it" show that a person's understanding of morality basically involves magical thinking. like I wrote this post on the toilet. That's not the same thing as me literally shitting on you
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this is an appreciation post for absolute martian manhunter’s bridget jones
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is posting on your own blog normal
normal things to post on tumblr
is talking about your life weird
how to come across as normal online
will having problems get me killed
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