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joe biden, you stupid fuck. listen to me. Crimes are legal for sitting presidents as long as they’re official actions. Listen: Joe. You have one chance

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99% of all murders committed by women in ancient greek plays are completely justified

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John is so lucky that Amanda didn't properly secure Adam's key, otherwise he would have been stuck on that floor listening to them rawdog it for six hours straight

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sometimes i think about the night destiel went canon and how everyone on the internet, whether they were in the fandom or not, just went down the line shaking hands like good game good game. that's the closest we'll ever get to world peace

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i forgot about the part where it feels like you’re being hunted for sport

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favorite pokemon

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was it casual when after you sawed off your foot you crawled an extra five feet or so to your dying cell mate to assure him you were going to come back? was it casual when you left a bloody handprint on your face and his on yours? when you tenderly touched foreheads, did it mean anything?

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I used a translator, sorry for my bad English😭

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I saw a 1837 obituary say that a woman left behind “two interesting children” am wondering if that was an insult to her kids or they were genuinely cool

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This image is so funny to me

I have so many questions, Why is it so low quality? Why is he wearing slippers? What did someone say to make him look so happy?

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Hi saw fandom.

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(getting los angeles and louisiana mixed up after cursory google) LA baby. the stars are out. you got shrimps in da bayou. (thinking about the sopranos) bada bing bada boom

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Do you think John Kramer ever made the Adam and Lawrence dolls kiss?

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have you ever stayed up late with someone texting or chatting and known as the hours ticked by that you’d be ridiculously tired in the morning but it didnt matter because it was really fun and totally worth losing sleep over just to laugh with someone and enjoy their company maybe and then the next day you keep tiredly recalling how much fun it was