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@greenspandexcladboi | Cont

Qwark half jogged down the halls of Dr. Nefarious’ space station—apparently travelling through the place was a great location to display one’s physical prowess, and the hero could never turn a blind eye to the perfect opportunity for a mini cardio workout. His thighs could always use some extra training. And frankly this time around, he was actually dressed to look the part. Well, kind of.

The impressively large and muscled man was in quite the ‘outfit’, honestly it resembled a costume just as strongly as his usual green spandex. Only instead of just green he was decked out in all the colors of the rainbow; literally!

His well toned muscles and pecs were on full display, only being partially covered by a pride themed crop-top (the poor piece of fabric just barely covering his man-nips). The rest of his physique was just as loud and proud. A pair of booty shorts clung tightly to his firm buttocks, the word ‘Juicy’ making his backside stick out even more. Qwark also had special pride sweatbands on his calves and wrists, and of course no hero could do without one (well aside from Qwark)—a colorful cape was attached to his back and blew behind him as he moved. As for the final feature, the man still wore his signature green mask despite his current surroundings. He hadn’t managed to kick the habit fully yet.

“Oh boy, Nef is gonna be in for a real shocker once he hears what I have planned!”. I just hope he doesn’t reject it, I’ve been planning this for weeks already; that, and the clown I hired doesn’t accept refunds.

Qwark quickly turned the corner to where his boyfriend’s private office was. He was so focused on his objective that he wasn’t really paying attention to anything else.

With Nefarious in hot pursuit of his own canine companion, it seemed he might just get that paint back after all. With a couple more swipes of his claws and a straight nose dive towards Beanie, the metallic menace ended up falling flat on his face with loud crash. Metal face meeting metal floor, it always ended loudly.

Irritated grumbling came from the robot’s throat as he pulled himself up from the floor, rubbing at his large cranium before shaking away any dizziness. What came next was what he could only describe next as a dream. Having mistakenly left his main office door open, he caught a glimpse of Qwark the moment he turned the corner.

The robot was absolutely dumbfounded. Maybe he’d hit his head harder than he thought, cause the outfit his boyfriend was wearing? Now that could be a dream within itself. Beanie immediately recognized the large muscle bound man and hoped right over, small can of paint still lodged between his teeth and tail wagging happily behind him.

It took a few more moments of staring before Nefarious finally snapped out of his trance, quickly checking to make sure his facepaint was still straight before reaching over across his desk and wrapping a scarf loosely around his neck. It just so happened to be another item he’d prepared for the event, with the same transgender pride colors as the one on his cheek. Perhaps he should thank Lawrence for learning to knit,

“Bout time you showed your meaty mugshot, Qwark. I was beginning to think you were completely ignorant about this holiday, which simply is not like you. You’re the kind of moron who celebrates anything he can.”

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I bet all the villains are laughing at your for going soft nefarious (reformed)

“They won’t be laughing when I break their kneecaps. I may be working towards a more heroic title, but that doesn’t make me any weaker than before.”

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did your mama care about you

“What kind of deranged question is that? Of course she did! Before the whole galactic domination thing, she was the best mother anyone on my home planet could have asked for!”

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ASK QWARK TO GO TO PRIDE WITH YOU

“Oh great thing you asked. We’ve just been talking about the idea! Sure, world destroying is more up my alley, but certainly things will be fun as long as some people scream.”

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Happy Pride month Neffyboo^w^

“For once, it’s a holiday I feel good celebrating! Especially since it applies to me this time around. Not that I shouldn’t feel any less worshiped on any day, but you get the point.”

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{-I got Neffy that pride icon yall!-}

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Okay Neffyboo, this is gonna be a weird and personal question (and please forgive me for saying this but) Do your species give live or egg birth?...(if your not comfortable with answering that's fine)(Ranger verse)

“It’s actually quite a strange process, but in a way it’s sort of both. As most of you know, my species had evolved to have both male and female genitalia. So, if one of us was to actually get pregnant, then it’s a lot more complicated.”

“For the first few months or so, the embryo inside the womb will develop inside a shell like casing, in order to protect it from any danger that my occur. It’s a lot more common when the baby is so small. But in the later half of the pregnancy, the shell dissolves and become nutrients for the fetus, allowing it more space to grow until it’s eventually delivered naturally.”

“So to put it simply, the embryo grows inside of an egg, but is born live.”

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I've heard that the museum of intergalactic history has a stature of you... how does that make you feel, Doctor?

“Of course I know that, what kind of villain would I be if I didn’t! I do hope they captured my good side~” Yes he is trying to hide the fact that he’s blushing. Just act casual, maybe no body will notice.

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Hey Nefarious! Nice butt!

CAR SIREN NOISES

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Oh geez Nefarious, you okay buddy? That bite seemed like it hurt!

“….It still feels like I’m vibrating. Someone please, hold me still…”

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never VILLAIN!! *aims and shoots blaster at his head*

CUE ROBOTIC HISSING AS HE DUCKS BEHIND THE DESK

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(I don't know if he still has those sharp teeth I gave but...) Here Neffyboo. [Gives him a metal pipe] Let's see how powerful your teeth can bite through this.

“Testing my strength, huh? Fine, just give me a moment here. I’m sure even without the teeth, the powerful robotic jaw will not fail me.”

Aaaand just give him a moment before he clamps down on it, sending a large shockwave through his body before he just collapses from it.

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you gotta lotta nerve thinking you can take over MY galaxy! *loads blaster* DIE VILLAINOUS SCUM!

“Finders keepers, losers weepers! This galaxy is all mine, i claimed it fair and square, so beat it you ignorant squishy fiend!”

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where r your erogenous zones

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So we talkin galactic domination or universal? Universal seems like a lot, isn't the universe always growing? your takeover would never end!

“Now that you’ve actually put it into perspective…Universal domination seems a LOT more up my alley. Plus, there must be so many annoying squishies out there just BEGGING to pledge their allegiance to me!”

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{-Today’s the day I fly over to Australia. It’s currently 4:30am and our first plane doesn’t leave until 6am. I’m both nervous and extremely excited.-}

{-The reason I’m flying over is because I’m celebrating my 16 birthday, which is tomorrow, the 9th of May. My activity here will be questionable. For sure, I’ll be reblogging things that I see fitting on this blog, but I will not reply to anything in my inbox / any roleplays, as I will have no icon access.-}

{-I’ll see you all when I get back!-}

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GET BACK HERE YOU BIG BABY!

“YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!”