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the best part of sebastian vettel’s retirement is his commitment to clowning the f1 grid with whatever arts and crafts project hes into at the moment. like it doesn’t matter that he vanishes off the face of the earth for several months, when he feels like it he’ll come over and you WILL get into the giant senna helmet made of recycled material with him
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anyway my highlights of the docuseries were willy wandering the city with his very off leash dogs and gabe landeskog's daughter announcing that her favourite team is the penguins completely unprompted
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Tired of pretending Rob on love island isn't actually so fine
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I respect an "I can fix him" villainfucker 50x more than a "he didn't do anything wrong, he's just misunderstood!" villainfucker. like yeah they both get the cute domestic happily ever after, but man the first guy has depth they have nuance and most importantly they are actually aware they're a villainfucker
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what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting
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we are the daughters of parents who should not have had kids
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Glen summer era starts today and I’m way too happy about it.
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us glen girlies are getting SPOILED this year
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i think the sudbury blueberry bulldogs would be able to fix the toronto maple leafs
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actually hilarious that colin bridgerton returned to london absolutely determined to be in his slut era. he said if there is one thing i am it is a whore. and then one (1) kiss with penelope later he was like neverMIND i am a MARRIED MAN i am MONOGAMOUS life is about LIFELONG PARTNERSHIP ACTUALLY
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At some point in your life, you were taught that being slightly annoying is an unforgivable sin. Maybe it was by your parents or a teacher or a friend or a bully or an older sibling. But someone taught you that being slightly annoying is a crime punishable by death.
You must unlearn this.
You must accept that all people will be annoying at some point or another in their lives, maybe all of their lives, and that this is okay. It is okay for strangers on the bus, it is okay for children in the grocery store, it is okay for people on social media, and it is okay for you.
If you ever want to truly love your fellow humans, if you ever want to truly love yourself, you must have forgiveness for being annoying.
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Favorite part of The Fall Guy is he's been framed for murder and faked his own death to avoid the people trying to kill him and he shows up in her trailer like "here's how you can still finish your movie" because it's important to her. And she has to be the one who goes "are you insane? we're stopping the murderers and clearing your name first."
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