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*through gritted teeth* the world is GOOD. people are kind. Humans are NOT inheritly selfish. you will make it through this year. recovery is possible. people you don't know yet will love you. You are going to do things you can't even imagine right now. You are going to read a rlly good book. You are going to eat some rlly good food. You are going to experience joy again. Things can get better. Situations can change. You can choose to be kinder. The world can change for the better.

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I’m starting the process of easing off of HRT! Lots of pros and cons went into the decision but I feel it’s definitely the right one. It got me all the results I was hoping for. Plus, I can always change my mind after all. Wish me luck.

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I’m gonna need you to drop that routine cause.. 😮‍💨🔥

Deeply flattered by this. Thank you! Always happy to help a fellow butch, especially with lifting! I do a push, pull, leg split with cardio.

Long post so adding a split.

Copied and pasted directly from my notes app. I lift three days a week and then I do an hour of incline walking on the treadmill on the days between. One rest day ideally.

I like to include what max weight I did my last workout in front of the exercise too so it’s easy to remember and not underestimate myself. Very helpful if you’re forgetful like I am.

I originally got the split online and it’s very good but I’ve definitely personalized it to me and my gym. I also include what muscles are hit in the exercise in order of importance for each because mind-to-muscle connection is genuinely so important to lifting.

(Side note, I like to use the elliptical for my “jogging” time. Whatever cardio you prefer is fine! It’s just about warming up!)

Push Day

Warm Up: 

Jog 5-15 Minutes

Workout: 

Incline Dumbbell Bench Press - Pecs

4×15, 12, 10, 8

Seated Arnold Press - Shoulders, triceps, abs

4×15, 12, 10, 8

Dips - Chest, back, triceps

4xFailure

Shoulder Front Raises - Shoulder, abs, upper pec

3×10

Cable Pushdowns - Triceps, delts

3×12, 10, 8

Chest Flys - Pecs, shoulders

3×10

Tricep Cable Kickback - Tricep

3x10

Pull Day

Warm Up: 

Jog 5-15 Minutes

Workout: 

Preacher Curls - Bicep

4×15, 12, 10, 8

Bent Over Barbell Rows - Back, shoulders, arms

4×15, 12, 10, 8

Lateral Raises - Shoulders, traps

3×10

Chin Ups - Biceps, back

4xFailurepp

Wide Pulldowns - Lats, arms

3×12, 10, 8

High Cable Curls - Bicep

3×10

Leg Day

Warm Up: 

Jog 5-15 Minutes

Workout: 

Leg Press - Quads, glutes

4×15, 12, 10, 8

Squat - Quads, glutes

4×15, 12, 10, 8

Hip thrusts - Glutes, quads, hamstrings

3×12, 10, 8

Calf Raises - Calves

3×12, 10, 8

Cable Pullthroughs - Glutes, hamstrings

3×10

Cable Crunches - Abs

4xFailure

Hanging Knee Raises - Abs, quads

3×15

Happy to answer any questions! :)

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Intro and Bio Post

Never made one of these so bare with me.

Call me Ebb or any variant on Glorkums. They/Them.

I’m a 20 year old butch lesbian in college and working sometimes. I’ll mostly be posting art and outfit or gym pics. Occasionally whatever dumb thoughts or things I feel is necessary to force upon others. This is a personal blog after all.

My DMs/Ask Box is open to all for the time being. Don’t hesitate to message me about whatever!

Interests

Nature (I’m Studying Forestry ☺️), Lifting/Working Out, Haircare, Queer Identity/Culture, Languages, Palm Reading, Writing, Art, Reading (Especially Classic Literature, Sci-fi, and Fantasy), Journaling, Piercings, Others’ OCs, Clothes/Personal Styling, Antiquing, Collections (Bottles, Pins, and Prints currently), Horror Media(especially podcasts, art, and video games), Cartoons from My Childhood(MLP, Adventure Time, SU…), Video Games Casually (Mostly Stardew Valley, Sorry We’re Closed, Disco Elysium), Moomin, Yellow Jackets, The Locked Tomb Series, and Cats (especially mine hahah.)

Boundaries

I’d like to keep things on the lighter and more hopeful side here; so, unless I bring up a more current, abusive, or dark subject first, prefer you not do so unprompted.

I don’t tolerate bigots of any kind, especially racist or lgbtq+phobes. That includes, TRUSCUM, TERFs, and Zionists.

I interact with, follow, and will most likely post content that is unsuitable for minors or those with a fragile constitution. Be gentle and take care of yourself please.

Flirting is fine but nothing too explicitly sexual.

No spiritual/religous topics unless given permission.

Still figuring out my gender preferences beyond “butch” so don’t worry about gendered language as long as you aren’t just straight up calling me a man or a woman.

You can always ask me questions if you’re uncertain if I’d be fine with something. DMs or in my asks.

Tags (I’ll need to go back and add these to some posts so bare with me.)

My Art — For my art specifically, including doodles or crafts

Me — Anything that is about me that is not art related

Not My Art or Not My Post — Same as above but about anyone that isn’t me

Mutuals — Posts at all related to mutuals

Gore, Artistic Nudity, and or Sexual — Will be tagged as needed otherwise I might miss less common TW tags. I can add if needed.

Asks — Asks or something related to asks it’ll get tagged with this.

End of post 👍

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Making an intro post soon and wanted some art for it.

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Butch dyke realness

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Butch dyke realness

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Can’t look for outfit inspiration without being a big lesbo about it smh.

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My right ear setup.

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Any other butches here that enjoy their hair on the longer side?

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Flirty femme and shy futch

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Shitty butch doodle be upon ye

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My new multitool carabiner I thought might be appreciated here.

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I altered an older piece for art fight.

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Shane Sketch I probably won’t be finishing.

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Couldn’t help myself and had to mess with this some.