gloriouscrystalshaman

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sorry for being indecisive, I haven’t had any prophetic dreams to guide me in a while

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Today's Walrus Is: Mysterious Ronin

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Lady with a Lute, 1886 Thomas Wilmer Dewing

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do you guys have tumblr

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evil wizard voice: i too have a "doom scroll"

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Beautiful Cinnamon Roll Too Good For This World, Too Pure

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i would stand here with some of you

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when i was a kid my Getting To Sleep technique was visualizing a child-sized shriveled up mummy with big piercing eyes that would stand silhouetted in the doorway & stare at me & probably attack if i so much as opened my eyes after getting into bed & this technique caused me to develop a lifelong nighttime-induced paranoia & it still takes me 2 hours to fall asleep. so i wouldnt recommend that

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went to the nurse and i was like i need a period product. and they go. we are in the male ward. and I'm like i have a uterus. and they process it so slowly and they're like. do. do. you want a yorkie bar. will this help with the gender dysphoria. and i'm like ...you know what. sure.

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duck daughter ☔️

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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

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some colorful and sleepy sphinxes

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if i knew ppl would have liked that scout's ma comic I would have put a bit more effort in it haha. anyway, here are more doodles, you guys are very funny.

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All hail da quail

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sketch