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look at the hair going down his stomach. the beast has a happy trail confirmed????

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there is a fine line between corny and cringe and you mustn’t cross it

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hang up your cape and your cowl, you’re a shitfaced scoundrel

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endurance predators > ambush predators

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run to places. walking is for the WEAK.

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The more you know, the closer you are to being all-knowing.

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“lemme help you with that bud”

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i was required to reblog for the dudes who need the sword all men get when they turn 16 and go fight the dark lord

reblog to give a trans man a sword

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i swear on my little toad heart that i will do this

hey. the celebrities and corporations are going to try tumblr. you may want to drive them off the site, or find them amusing, ie “well THIS one can stay.” they may try to engage with the culture. they may do their research. DO NOT ENGAGE. do not bother. don’t fucking acknowledge them. don’t mess with their heads. don’t reply to them as a bit. let them think this site is a lost cause. let them fizzle out and die

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I love this so much-

Kind of obsessed with the tumblr Twitter account

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we need to make this real