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first lecture of 2025 missed because I was too hungover to even think about going to a 10am

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a new rommi & niko pic

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I’m really into internet discourse but only pointless and stupid internet discourse like how many holes there are in a straw (it’s 2)

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hello terrorheads please accept my humble offering (inspired by the lps post)

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cannot stress enough how funny ep5 is. francis using his executive power to send edward on a beer run. francis asking goodsir if he’s learned ANYTHING about tuunbaq in the month he’s talked to silna & goodsir completely oblivious like haha no but i have made a dictionary 😇. silna calling out crozier for being on a suicide mission while james struts in coat snatched at the waist hair perfectly curled. francis punching james (who immediately looks like he wants to kiss francis sloppy style right then & there). edward lurking morosely in every scene with huge sad eyes. “go stare at the ice.” shooting tuunbaq down with a cannon. blanky making a marriage toast to tuunbaq before getting his leg amputated.

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random things i made while i couldn’t sleep last night enjoy

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men only sneeze like that for attention

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shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

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no i don’t think that was based on my likes actually

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love it when a blonde man is evil. that is his natural habitat

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and we are at the end of vanity

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They're always eating everything

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ilysm stands for i love you, sadomasochism

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cause of death: too shy to call ambulance

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got to my boyfriend's house yesterday 🙏🏻 it's so fucking surreal to actually see him again I'm so so so happy

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why must the guard dog characters unquestioning devotion to their master be born from trust or some shit cant they be manipulated into it. raised into it. brainwashed even