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the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating
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giving unread book back to the library makes me feel like i should be shot
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she jack off my trades till im master of none
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NO im NOT mad that my powers haven't activated AT ALL yet *my telekinesis throws nothing across the room*
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Men in porn always so desperate for validation. "oh you like that cock? You like my cock?" go to therapy dude
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i was born from a lab experiment in which researchers worked to synthesize a person who “deserved it” (paper fails to clarify what was meant by this)
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my crippling "having fun" addiction is getting in the way of my productivity unfortunately
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if you've ever used the London Underground you might have noticed that it often gets uncomfortably hot. the reason for this is actually that its builders dug too greedily & too deep and as a result the trains are very close to the fires of hell. hope that helps.
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the tumblr premium feature is hilarious, I already have tumblr premium because my mutuals are posting premium content and I don't care about anything else this website could offer me
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