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women keep coming up to me giggling and blushing and running their finger along the edge of my mighty greatsword like STOP theres literally evil afoot
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pym’s soggy sundays are what makes life worth living tbh
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Me: I just sometimes get so stressed that I just want to screech
My Therapist: Then do it.
Me: I’m sorry?
My Therapist: Primal screeching is one way of completing your stress cycle, do it. Be mindful of where you are, I usually do it in my car, but yeah. Go for it.
Me: Ah- Oh.
My Therapist: Holding that kind of thing in is what’s locking you into that stress state. Screeching, running, dancing, that tells your body they the danger has passed and you’ll relax. Since you have a lifetime of that shit locked away, it’ll take a sec but yeah. Screech if you want to.
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to find an apartment you have to think like an apartment
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The Entirety of Tumblr from Tumblr has been Chucked in to the ocean! You're all wet now.
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sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four
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id be unstoppable if it wasn't for the evil brain disorder
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well look who it is. my old friend. the conses of my quences.
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can you imagine being a priest like oh put on this collar to show that you’re god’s special little boy. slut
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i should wake up and automatically be restored to full health, that's how sleeping should work, what is this horseshit
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I finally watched The Sound of Music and like I get it now, I get it.
It’s a beautiful two hour love story of a strict man finally opening his heart again and then a fifty minute public service announcement to hate the nazis. Brilliant.
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hey cis people! now more than ever gender-nonconforming behavior is an act of resistance! and it's one anyone can engage in!
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I have to say it. 'enemies to lovers' started going down the shitter when people began treating it like 'people who kind of annoy each other to lovers' ENEMIES to LOVERS is about if two girls FOR REAL want to KILL each other
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Me: I'm writing for myself, I started this fanfic for myself, and because I have a passion for writing
Also me: *doesn't get new comments in a week* Fuck, I should just quit right now
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