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"I'm sorry if I take a while to cum" Honey once I went down on a girl for five hours straight, ordered food and then continued for another three. Just lay back and enjoy it.

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Amazing show, could not recommend more

So I binged the entirety of How To Build a Sex Room last night and this one scene just cracked me up

The designer's at a western leather/tack store looking for supplies to make a rustic-style sex swing and turns to one of the store employees for advice, which initially goes about as amusingly as you would expect

So then she pulls up some pictures to give him an idea of what she needs

And he's Immediately like

The professional disgust, I'm living

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look at me. listen. you need to take that six foot something transfem and you need to lay her on your chest and stroke her hair gently and rub her back and hold her tight like a beloved stuffed animal. do you understand me. you need to hold the tall girls in your life like you would anyone else. LISTEN to me

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you can't help but squeak as she eases her cock into you. she coos all gentle, "i've got you, it's gonna be okay, baby." one inch in, two, three... it's so tight, she's really big, and it's starting to hurt. you squint your eyes and groan soft, cock twitching, body tense. "poor thing can't stop shaking," she says with a voice like warm honey.

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I love you unwell elf girl

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oh my favorite trope? two people who go through something so unique and agonizing and entirely beyond words that they have no choice but to create a bond that transcends all other types of love, thus acting as the sole point of understanding for the other person in a world that cannot fathom what they’ve been through

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THE MATRIX (1999) dir. The Wachowski Sisters

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asexuals are queer pass it on

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Trans girls have a whole secret language made up of noises, and I will not be taking questions at this time. There’s the dramatic huff when your eyeliner won’t cooperate, the soft mmph when you stretch just right, the exasperated ugh when dysphoria decides to be a menace, and of course, the delighted little eep when someone calls you a good girl in just the right tone.

Some of us have perfected the soft, breathy “oh” that makes people weak in the knees, while others have mastered the smug little giggle that says I know exactly what I’m doing. There’s the sing-song “hiii” that can mean anything from I’m feeling cute today to I’m about to cause problems on purpose. And let’s not forget the tiny, involuntary whimper when a pretty girl runs her fingers through your hair and calls you pretty right back.

It’s a whole symphony, an instinctive, sapphic, trans-coded melody of delight, frustration, mischief, and just the right amount of playful desire. Because let’s be real—when you finally get to be yourself, to embrace the voice you always wished was yours, of course you’re going to have fun with it.

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I love seeing list memes where someone makes a "le cool people vs le cringe" and they obviously skew it so they barely scrape by into the cool kids club

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can kitty and ouppy truly be bestest friends (with tongue) in this crazy world? if we held paws and believed together?

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another day spent daydreaming about being cute and pliant for a pretty girl…. doing all that she asks and more jus to make her happy :(

i need this so bad

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lately ive been bedridden with a terrible case of i dont wanna

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being talked to like youre a literal dog>>

"aw puppy you wanna get fucked? want me to talk you thru it? really? go fetch your collar then sweetheart, cant have an uncollared pup now, can we?"

"do you know any tricks puppy? paw? do you know lay down? can you sit? good job! fetch that toy and sit pretty on it"

"dogs cant speak, you know that silly! whine for me instead. good boy"

"can doggy take the knot for me? cmon, push it in pup, bark when it pops in instead of moaning. thats it, good job sweetheart, youre taking it so well for me"

"im gonna let you put it in deeper after you make some pretty noises for me. speak! do a woof?"