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Hey we actually do need c for the ch sound how do I spell my name without the ch sound like hard ch not sh please answer please I like my name

i’m remaking the alphabet

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I mean there are tumblr communities

tumblr needs a gc feature 😭

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I love all your Dennis eating disorder content! It’s incredible

I was wondering if you’d write something macden flavored where after Mac gets ripped Dennis notices that Mac’s eating habits have gotten bad- like calorie counting, no deserts, only eating at certain times of the day despite being hungry, etc- because he needs to stay ripped and Dennis notices because of his own ed history and Mac is in denial because he thinks he’s just being healthy

Made You Look (3494 words) by Haunted_Obsidian Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Rating: Not Rated Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Mac McDonald & Dennis Reynolds Characters: Dennis Reynolds, Mac McDonald Additional Tags: Prompt Fic, Mac McDonald has an eating disorder, Eating Disorder Not Otherwise Specified, Caring Dennis Reynolds, in his own way, Angst, Hurt/Comfort offered not accepted, Denial, s13 Summary: Prompt - I was wondering if you’d write something macden flavored where after Mac gets ripped Dennis notices that Mac’s eating habits have gotten bad- like calorie counting, no deserts, only eating at certain times of the day despite being hungry, etc- because he needs to stay ripped and Dennis notices because of his own ed history and Mac is in denial because he thinks he’s just being healthy

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Mac feeds Dennis calorie shakes to make him chubby... and Mac likes it 🥺🥺

You guys are weird about Dennis. And I don't mean "I can't be normal about him 🥺" weird. Like really weird. Like hey maybe stop weird.

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Like im sorry that it gives me the ick when people are posting about some other character doing things to dennis' body without telling him as some fetish shit 😭

Like if I had a nickel

You guys are weird about Dennis. And I don't mean "I can't be normal about him 🥺" weird. Like really weird. Like hey maybe stop weird.

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CHEESE NIPS‼️‼️‼️ LITTLE CHEESE NIPS🧀🧀🧀

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Dw not you king 🙏

I guess this being tumblr it isn't a huge shock but I feel like the specific way people sexualize him involves a whole lot of imagining situations where he's doing something without his consent, either sexually or to his body. I don't want to go into specifics because that will get into targeted range but the way people talk about him and his body and sex life especially given he has an ed and was a victim of csa kind of weirds me out. Idk if that makes me a huge woke snowflake or anything but some of the shit I see people write about him makes me actually uncomfortable and as yk I have a pretty high tolerance for that kind of thing.

You guys are weird about Dennis. And I don't mean "I can't be normal about him 🥺" weird. Like really weird. Like hey maybe stop weird.

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You guys are weird about Dennis. And I don't mean "I can't be normal about him 🥺" weird. Like really weird. Like hey maybe stop weird.

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Shit 😭

Heeeyyyyy yooooooo, big plans to day, going 2 da zuoo. ⏰ 2 🌊 sum mekats!!

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How it feels to be irreparably exited for something a full 220 days from now

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“noo you can’t hate a person you’ve never talked to!!” try me

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hell yeah eagles go birds… not that fight thing though that didn’t go very well!!

Heeeyyyyy yooooooo, big plans to day, going 2 da zuoo. ⏰ 2 🌊 sum mekats!!

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i hate it here i'm gonna [remembers suicide jokes are bad for mental health] eat a whole thing of candy beans

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so mac canonically is still attracted to dennis. good to know. not gonna do anything crazy about that information

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yes, mac is gay. however, his mannerisms aren't gay mannerisms. they're autistic mannerisms. they're not new. they've been here.

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also, mac highkey served abed nadir in the new episode.

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overage drinking is my favorite episode so far because I do in fact love gimmicky shit that directly profits off of nostalgia