glitzgremlin
glitzgremlin
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Just a rising ape put here on Earth to fart around.(also currently obsessed with Baldur's Gate 3 and being a menace to society)
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glitzgremlin · 4 hours ago
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About Me
30-something | She/Her | Humanist | Absurdist
This is essentially a digital diary where I support things I love and share topics that people who are smarter than me are talking about. There's no theme. Maybe I'll manage to say something funny or insightful occasionally, but I'm not making any promises.
Sometimes, I try to write and post stories on AO3. There's a chance I'll share them here eventually. In the meantime, my AO3 account and Tumblr do not share a name, but if you write for Baldur's Gate 3, I've probably read your stories and enjoyed them. I might be in your comment sections. That sounds ominous, but I only have nice things to say <3 Want me to read yours? Just say so, because I will!
I'm pretty friendly, so if you like my vibe, feel free to talk to me. I'm here because I crave the sense of community only the wild, anonymous internet can provide.
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glitzgremlin · 8 hours ago
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RIP Tom Robbins.
I had the officiant read a quote from Still Life with Woodpecker during my wedding vows and I still think this is how love should work:
“Love is the ultimate outlaw. It just won't adhere to any rules. The most any of us can do is to sign on as its accomplice. Instead of vowing to honor and obey, maybe we should swear to aid and abet. That would mean that security is out of the question. The words "make" and "stay" become inappropriate. My love for you has no strings attached. I love you for free.”
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glitzgremlin · 8 hours ago
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We exist in a capitalist hellscape. Leave me alone.
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glitzgremlin · 2 days ago
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"Proud as a peacock, but... my little love."
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glitzgremlin · 3 days ago
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glitzgremlin · 5 days ago
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A coloring page I drew for the ✨🔮 @bg3tarotdeck✨🔮
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glitzgremlin · 5 days ago
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I, uh, love Gale. I wanted to draw him.
Took a break from the goofing around to do a fairly serious one.
Whose hand is that? It’s for you, the viewer, to decide.
It’s Astarion
Took the screenshot from here @emmavakarian-theirin
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Some close ups just because.
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glitzgremlin · 5 days ago
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All I do is get on AO3 and cry.
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glitzgremlin · 6 days ago
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Can we set aside the debate over whether Astarion is inherently “evil” or not and acknowledge that he’s kind of right? On a grand scale, if you’re a hero with a heart in Baldur’s Gate 3, you *are* unique and if you’re not a little suspicious of everyone, your chances of survival in Faerun are not great. Do you know how many people I trusted right before they tried to kill me the first time I played the game? If this were a real situation, I would probably be too gullible to survive. Somebody probably needs to be judging me and scoffing in the background. You’re right, Astarion--I should probably at least *consider* minding my own business. Who let me be in charge, anyway? Faerun is a big, scary world full of devils and slave-traders and vampire lords and capricious gods, etc. Any sweet old lady or colorful local could turn out to be a villain in disguise. Or even just an asshole in disguise—I probably would have been less inclined to help out a few of these pixel-people for free too if I’d have known they were going to be such dicks about it (you know who they are). I still prefer to keep being a good guy because it hurts my feelings to be mean to the pixel-people, but I’m just saying, I get it--we’re definitely not safe out here, especially with my dumb Tav at the helm.   
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glitzgremlin · 6 days ago
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Listen, if a Bad President can come in and take away our rights and we're dependent on a Good President replacing them in four years to give us back our rights, then we do not have any rights.
If politicians can take or distribute them, then they're not "inalienable" and they're not "rights."
We don't have inalienable rights we have conditional privileges, divvied out according to the whims of whoever currently holds the reins.
And if we want to have actual rights, then we must build a system in which no one has the power to take them away to begin with.
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glitzgremlin · 12 days ago
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glitzgremlin · 13 days ago
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I love this thing. If you're a fan of either Astarion from BG3 and/or interactive fiction, you might love this thing too.
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A monster has its teeth in your companions.
It builds nightmares out of their worst memories and drinks their pain.
One of your companions has a particularly bad worst memory.
Play Here
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Art by @cymk8
Character Specific Achievements:
Aldiirn - Dusksong Be a bard. Use music to make first contact. belongs to @mistercrowbar
Andar - Poor Man's Dancing Lights Be an arcane caster. Try to cast magic. belongs to Tatsunara
Ember - Ghosts Need Sleep Explain why you're sometimes absent. belongs to @catsharky
Finch - Get Safe And Cared For Idiot Successfully hug Astarion. belongs to @everchased
Francys - Priorities Ignore everyone else in the campsite. belongs to @ineadhyn
Greygold - Psspsspsspss Be a ranger. Help Astarion calm down after being frightened. belongs to @jeeaark
Nawen - You're Unbreakable Be a rogue. Give your vampire a pep-talk after a particularly difficult day. belongs to @ineed-to-sleep
Ria - Music Box Be a bard. Play the theme. belongs to @ladyofrosefire
Staeve - Don't Forget Me Say something memorable. belongs to @velnna
Temiter - This Is All A Bit Much Abandon the dream using the silver cord. belongs to @not-poignant
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Another link to the game.
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glitzgremlin · 13 days ago
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'Don’t Just Do Nothing: 20 Things You Can Do to Counter Fascism' is a zine by Jewish anarchists on how people can organise and act in this changing terrain. Download it (it's free), read, print and distribute it IRL!
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glitzgremlin · 13 days ago
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and remember! life is never wasted if you spend any portion of it inconveniencing those in power
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