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Girls don’t want boyfriends. Girls want bookshelves with sliding ladders.
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peter pettigrew
young peter and adult peter are different people
young peter would do anything for his friends and they mean the world to him
adult peter is manipulated by voldemort
not the same person
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marauders headcanons (wolfstar included)
first year on the train sirius cautiously enters a compartment to find james potter sat in there
he joins him and they get to talking
“you’re a black?!”
sirius’ heart sinking
“you’re not like i expected you to be”
sirius just grinning so much
peter finds them and he also joins them
“tell us about muggle things”
and then
smol nervous boi, wearing clothes that are too big stumbles in and asks to sit down but immediately apologises
sirius smiling softly and patting the seat next to him
remus is so elated but tries not to get his hopes up
that’s their compartment
so remus, peter and james are data tvyhe gryffindor table (they’ve just been sorted) and sirius’ is called up
it’s dead silent for a good two minutes
“gryffindor!”
murmuring and gasps of shock from all the students
then there’s a cheer from the gryffindor table
james has stood on the table and is cheering for sirius
everyone else begins to clap and cheer
the others being worried when remus leaves to ‘see his mother’ every month
remus always makes sure his scars are covered
he struggles at meals because the serving plates are silver
sirius figures it out first (in second year)
he gets worried about remus so he starts searching up his symptoms
he then realises he’s mostly sick around the full moon and it hits him
he immediately tells james and then feels shit because ‘i’ve betrayed remus’
they tell peter and then plan to tell remus they know
“we know you’re a werewolf”
remus just starts sobbing
“i’m a monster”
the others telling him that they’re not afraid of him
“you fold your socks”
they start coming to see him in the hospital wing every month
they have to bargain there way past madame pomfrey every time
they take turns to make notes for remus when he misses class because they know he gets stressed if he missed any work
remus being so fucking grateful for his best friends
sirius thinks he’s so clever when he comes up with moony
it catches on straight away
they all refer to him as “our moony” when talking about him
in fifth year mcgonagall teaches a lesson on animagi and james, peter and sirius just look at each other
they’re doing this
remus finds out and he’s mad because “it’s illegal”
“moony we know, but we care about you more than the stupid law”
he’s touched really
sirius changes first
remus nearly died after a full moon and sirius is distraught
it takes im a second to realise he’s changed
he changes back and runs into the dorm
“watch!”
and he turns into a dog and remus hugs the life out of this dog
once james and peter have changed sirius declares that they need nicknames like moony’s
they joke about calling peter wormtail but it sticks
“your antlers look long prongs”
remus comes up with oadfoot
once they’re animagi they go out with him every month
the next day they’re all almost falling asleep in class but it’s worth it
as soon as it’s lunch they go to the hospital wing
at the end of the school day they go back and stay with remus until curfew
when sirius has nightmares remus is usually the one to calm him down and vice versa
some days sirius can’t get out of bed (depression you know?)
remus completely understands and just sits with him
james neve shuts up about lily
like ever
wolfstar get together in fifth year
the boys are already animagi but they have detention on a full moon
they’re all upset but sirius is heartbroken
he skips lessons the next day to go and see remus
remus nearly died
when he wakes up sirius confesses that he loves him
remus just kisses sirius there and then
“i love you too padfoot”
james and peter being so happy for them because “you’ve been in love for years”
sirius thinks he’s punk rock
peter and remus take james and sirius to muggle shops
as soon as sirius sees the leather jacket he has his heart set on it
he puts it on straight away
peter and remus have to explain EVERYTHING
remus finds it adorable when sirius remembers things he’s told him
they start making the marauders map in fourth year
once they’re animagi they make sure you can’t see animagi on the map if they’re in animal form
“just in case someone manages to get into it”
they’re so proud of themselves when they’re done
lily finally agrees to go out with james in fifth year
it starts as a date to higsmeade but then they’re in love
the boys always pulling pranks
mcgonnagall defintely turns a blind eye
“hey minnie”
sirius calls dumbledore “dumbles” and manages to get away with it
remus and sirius plan so many cute dates
they will happily just sit with each other in silence
they carve their initials into their bedposts before they leave and put a charm on it so it can’t be removed
sirius and remus also carve ‘moony and padfoot’ into the back of one of the drawers in their dresser
obviously it’s inside of a heart
sirius and remus move in together once they leave hogwarts
they always visit lily and james
there’s so much love between all four marauders
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monsters inc
i’m sorry okay, but monsters inc is one of my favourite films and has been ever since i was little
it still breaks my heart everytime they take boo home
and then more tears when mike fixes the door for sully (so adorable btw)
and then when you just hear ‘kitty’
i both want and need a sequel
the prequel (monsters university) was amazing and added a lot more depth to the story
but a sequel??
like imagine that sully and mike keep boo’s door where it is and she visits all the time
maybe she has problems with her parents so she comes and hangs out with mike and sully
they become a dysfunctional family
mike and sully get to watch boo grow up and once she’s sixteen she tells her mom she’s moving out and goes to live with mike and sully permanently
they’re better than her actual family because her actual family was abusive
all the monsters accepting that boo is essentially mike and sully’s child
boo gives the monsters tips on how to make the kids laugh
lots of love between the three of them because they finally found their family
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Ben Platt
okay so ben platt is basically one of my favourite humans on this earth and his singing reduces me to tears
dear evan hansen
he was amazing as evan
literally born for that role
he cried so hard in words fail that his makeup came off
he literally had physical therapy because he started taking on evans mannerisms
his. album. is. so. good.
bad habit fucking speaks to me on a spiritual level
grow as we go: tears everytime
share your address, a bop
ease my mind is mental health and gayness, what more do you want
run away is beautiful
general ben things :)
he has anxiety so that’s relatable
he’s just a smol bean
wow he’s adorable
didn’t make a big deal about coming out
he has genuine talent
live performance better than recordings
smol boi ben in pitch perfect
just ben platt
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boyf riends headcanons
post-squip
michael visits jeremy in the hospital and there is a lot of crying and apologies
accidental love confession from michael (“i thought you were going to die”)
jeremy saying it right back
clumsy kiss, teeth clashing together
general headcanons
jeremy having a panic attack because he thinks the squip is back
michael sprinting home and getting mountain dew red
afterwards michael never leaves the house without it
jeremy is so shocked the first time michael pulls out the bottle of mountain dew red that her carries with him
smothers him with kisses
hugs him and doesn’t let go for like 15 minutes
level 10
both of them having panic attacks but the other calming them down
michael hating his body
breaking down over it
jeremy finds him and cuddles happen
jeremy reassures him that he is perfect
jeremy stuttering and slapping himself (mimicking the squip)
michael scolding him about it and kissing him when he stutters instead
jeremy breaking down because ‘i don’t deserve you’
michael telling him that he couldn’t survive without him
jeremy is obsessed with michael’s hoodie
he steals it all. the. time.
michael pretending to be bothered but really he loves it
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bmc x deh crossover headcanons
-okay so heidi and mr heere definitely get together and move in together
-heidi tells evan that mr heere and jeremy are moving in and evan has a bit of a meltdown
-in his mind that’s two new people he can embarrass himself on front of
-he’s worried they won’t like him
-he also hates change and he doesn’t like the idea of sharing his bedroom
-he calls connor who is immediate worried because: a) evan hates talking in the phone and b) when he presses the accept button he hears evan sobbing on the other end of the line
-connor immediately comes over and goes upstairs to find a sobbing evan
-he gives him a hug and reassures him that he won’t embarrass himself and everything will be okay
-evan enjoying the hug from connor and feeling slightly better about the situation
-still v anxious though
-when mr heere tells jeremy that they’re moving into heidi’s house he also cries
-he’s also worried about embarrassing himself and not being able to spend as much time with michael
-michael (who is on the beanbag next to jeremy) immediately pulls jeremy into his lap and calms him down
-so actual moving day
-connor is over at evans for emotional support
-evan has a panic attack that morning
-connor lets evan braid his hair because it calms him down
-michael is in the car with jeremy and mr heere and he’s jeremy’s emotional support
-when they arrive at evans heidi and mr heere start taking boxes inside
-heidi calls evan and connor down
-evan and connor holding hands stood opposite michael and connor who are doing the same
-awkward hellos between jeremy and evan
-introducing connor and michael
-michael and jeremy are scared of connor
-until evan giggles and connor just melts and smiles at him, giggling along
-heidi and mr heere make michael and connor leave
-two sad boys left at home
-sulking
-evan still very anxious, jeremy very nervous
-so now just general head canons
-jeremy and evan are awkward at first but soon learn to love each other
-brothers are good
-michael and connor basically live there
-connor scaring bullies away from michael and jeremy
-two double beds squashed into evan and jeremy’s bedroom so that connor and michael can sleepover
-they end up swapping rooms with heidi and mr heere
-jeremy learns to calm evan down from panic attacks and vice versa
-connor forcing everyone to let him paint their nails
-jared coming over and sleeping along the bottom of the bed
-massive fifth wheel
-double dates
-lots of love between evan and jeremy because, step brothers.
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tree bros headcanons
-connor knows he’s welcome at evan’s house when it gets too much for him at home
-when connor gets his door taken away evan will hug him and tell him that he’s a good person
-connor feels like he doesn’t deserve evan
-evan will find him crying over it every once in a while and make sure connor knows he’s loved
-when connor is angry only evan can calm him down
-he’ll hug him tightly and play with his hair
-cuddles in bed are always good
-when evan has a panic attack connor will help him breathe and then talk to him about whatever set him off
-when evan is upset connor will hug him and rub his back
-forehead kisses
-evan braids connors hair
-ice cream dates at a la mode
-then going to the orchard
-hand holding
-connor scaring off anyone who is mean to evan
-evan comforting connor when connor convinces himself he’s a monster
-connor reminding evan to take his anxiety meds and evan reminding connor to take his depression meds
-evan convincing connor to see a therapist
-lots of i love yous
-zoe is supportive
-cynthia and larry are mad at connor for being gay
-heidi accepts her son and her ‘son in law’
-heidi. being. a. mother. figure. for. connor.
-just lots of cuteness
-but not all cuteness because both of our boys have mental health problems and that isn’t cute but they work through it together
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