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girl why the hell WEREN'T you at the devil's sacrament 👀 that's three sacraments in a row you've missed 👀 👀 👀
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wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fucking mad.
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does anyone else remember being terrorized every single commercial break by the madagascar 3 trailer on every single cartoon channel in 2011-2012
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the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating
#i love conspiracy theories#but like in a history enthusiast way#not in a like right wing way#or a like X shadow group controls the world way#like i love learning the real story#then seeing where conspiracy forms#trump ruined a lot of things but one that im upset about in a petty personal way is that conspiracy theories have been ruined#like they’ve never been GREAT#but it wasn’t this openly dumb and hateful#and now you can’t talk about an academic interest in them without sounding like you might be succeptable to fascism#which like fair honestly conspiracy theories can often be a red flag#but also i know what actually happened to jfk
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Andrew Garfield talks to Elmo about grief and the passing of his mother
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"sex scenes have no narrative purpose" is such a funny take on so many levels. people will really believe that the whole human experience is valuable to portray artistically except sex, which of course has never held emotional weight or significance for anybody
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Where's that tweet about people still living long fulfilling lives even through the fall of the roman empire because I think about it constantly
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gonna start saying “you couldn’t make x movie today” but for reasons unrelated to political correctness
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There is a parallel universe where Tumblr is actually a great functioning site
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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.
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I finally made the meme I've had in my head for over a year
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The Matrix (1999) The Matrix Reloaded (2003) The Matrix Revolutions (2003)
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