glitchkoi
I'll cut my hair
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Often, I am upset that I cannot fall in love but i guess this avoids the stress of falling out of it
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glitchkoi · 22 hours ago
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the original pieces I made for a lucky cat themed show are available here now!
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glitchkoi · 22 hours ago
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“whatever the fuck these two characters had going on” is a vastly underrated character dynamic
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glitchkoi · 22 hours ago
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Smtimes your house is haunted because there's a ghost sometimes your house is haunted because you miss grandma and your mom misses her even more sometimes your house is haunted because the subtext of how the last owners decorated rubs you wrong way sometimes your house is haunted because you've sublimated the fact that you didn't want to move in the first place and Sometimes your house is haunted because there's a carbon monoxide leak. Lots of options.
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glitchkoi · 22 hours ago
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mary shelley writing about a monster rejected and abandoned by its creator and dedicating it to her own father i need to smoke a blunt with her i need to give her head
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glitchkoi · 22 hours ago
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there it is, again
that funny feeling
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glitchkoi · 2 days ago
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real
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glitchkoi · 2 days ago
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I have a thing to get to but had to get this out real quick
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glitchkoi · 2 days ago
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"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????
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glitchkoi · 3 days ago
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you are the weakest twink goodbye
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glitchkoi · 3 days ago
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the need to talk about the characters vs the fear that all of my analysis is just empty prose and surface level understanding
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glitchkoi · 3 days ago
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that tank of copium you've been breathing from? nothing but air. that's right, it was all down to you believing in yourself
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glitchkoi · 5 days ago
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in the vein of "how do you stay safe from getting sick", I wanna say that something I always noticed as a kid was that a lot of the time when I went to people's houses and we would leave at some point to the mall or the park or something and then come back home…I don't remember any of them washing their hands when we got back inside. they'd just immediately lead me back to their room or the living room or something, and then I'd feel incredibly self-conscious about going to their bathroom to wash my own hands. and I always thought it was absolutely bizarre because the way I was raised, the first thing you do when you come back home after taking your shoes and jacket off is go wash your hands. it's common sense. why on planet earth would you not wash your hands. you've just been touching a hundred public surfaces that could have anything on them and you think as soon as you set foot in your own house all the germs you've picked up just evaporate? it's absolutely insane to me to know that so many people don't bother washing their hands. WASH YOUR HANDS.
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glitchkoi · 5 days ago
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hey dude, idk how much you remember from the party last night but- yeah, everyone saw your want. yeah no it was pretty late and winding down so it was quiet enough that every single person there saw it throbbing and twitching in your chest and so wet with hunger it was glistening under the kitchen light. they said it looked like it was reaching for something
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glitchkoi · 5 days ago
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Happy Halloween.
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glitchkoi · 5 days ago
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glitchkoi · 5 days ago
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funniest annotation on the new tyler album
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glitchkoi · 5 days ago
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rip mythbusters you would've loved destroying cybertrucks
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