gleedcanon
Wanky.
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I enjoy swearing when I feel the situation demands it.
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gleedcanon · 6 days ago
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Y'all made it to Friday. Keep taking good care of each other.
"Bear Hug!" by Bob Haarmans is licensed under CC BY 2.0.
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gleedcanon · 13 days ago
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Hope y'all had a wonderful Halloween! You made it to Friday! We're glad you're here.
"Going for the Kill" by OnyxDog86 is licensed under CC BY 2.0.
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gleedcanon · 14 days ago
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gleedcanon · 14 days ago
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happy hallowing you can take TWO pieces
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gleedcanon · 18 days ago
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Re/Attachment (5942 words) by SemperIntrepida Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Assassin's Creed - All Media Types Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Kassandra/Kyra (Assassin's Creed) Characters: Kassandra (Assassin's Creed), Kyra (Assassin's Creed) Additional Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Established Relationship
An entry for Ladies Bingo 2024, filling the prompt "Lost Limbs."
This story starts out with a bang—or, rather, a sudden slice—so I'll put the opening to this one under a Read More...
As Kassandra stared at the spurting, bloody stump of what used to be her left forearm, it occurred to her that she probably should have told Kyra the whole truth about the Staff of Hermes Trismegistus.
"Great, merciful Zeus!" Barnabas said. "Your arm!" He had seen Kassandra suffer injuries before, but those had been from blades or blows, not the slicing arc of a rope snapped from a ship's rigging. Now he was standing by the Adrestia's mast with his mouth hanging open at the sight of Kassandra—the great, godlike Kassandra—shorn of one of her limbs.
Kassandra sank to her knees, still staring at the empty air that was once her wrist and left hand. Kyra was going to kill her—perhaps even more than once, for as the Keeper of the Staff, Kassandra could no longer die.
"Oh, fuck me," Gelon said. "Someone bring me some fucking rope." She had seen severed limbs before, during her time as a pirate raiding the sea lanes to Delphi, and she knew what aid to render. Now she was making wild Get over here! gestures to the crewmen gawking nearby, goading them into action.
The world's edges began to blur while Kassandra's blood fountained into her lap. No pain, yet. She had seen severed arms and hands and heads before, too, most of them separated from their owners by a swing of her sword. Such was her strength, to cleave whole parts away from a body. But she had never lost a limb of her own, until now.
Hands grasped her shoulders and held her upright while something tightened around her injured arm. "Keep holding that arm up, just like that." A woman's voice. Gelon. She sounded like Kyra sometimes, that same no-nonsense tone of command. It made Kassandra wish Kyra were here. She'd take one look at the tableau before her—Kassandra kneeling in a pool of blood, Barnabas's stunned gaze, the sailor vomiting over the railing—and put it right to order. She'd know what to do, right? What would she do?
[Click here to find out!]
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gleedcanon · 24 days ago
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gleedcanon · 27 days ago
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Y'all. It's Friday. You made it. Make your weekend amazing. Build each other up. "Polar Bear Lying down" by Martin Lopatka is licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0.
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gleedcanon · 1 month ago
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Congrats to 128 Grazer for being the rolly-polyiest of bears! Enjoy your friday. Photo via National Park Service/F. Jimenez
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gleedcanon · 1 month ago
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It's Friday. You love bears. There's loads of bear action to be had! Fat Bear Week is in full swing. Our boy, 747, is up today, and he's looking swol! So get your vote on and vote for your fav. Voting continues through the weekend. Vote Here: https://explore.org/fat-bear-week (Opens 9AM PST)
Check out more photos here: https://www.flickr.com/photos/katmainps/albums/ View the live webcams here: https://explore.org/livecams/brown-bears (It's dark right now.)
Donate to the Katmai Conservancy here: https://katmaiconservancy.org/donate
There are some other great Tumblr accounts out there, like @katmaibearfan, that are sharing loads of pics. Recommend checking them out.
Happy Fat Bear Week, everyone!
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gleedcanon · 1 month ago
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happy fat bear week, remember to vote!
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gleedcanon · 2 months ago
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It's Friday! You know what to do.
"Cinnamon black bear near Mammoth Hot Springs" by YellowstoneNPS is marked with Public Domain Mark 1.0.
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gleedcanon · 2 months ago
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Happy 21st of September!
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gleedcanon · 2 months ago
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How is it already Friday? WELL, WHO CARES. THE WEEKEND APPROACHES. Make it special. Be kind. Lift each other up. Life's too short to be a dick.
"Asiatic Black Bear" by digitalART2 is licensed under CC BY 2.0.
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gleedcanon · 2 months ago
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It’s that time again!
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gleedcanon · 2 months ago
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'Tis Friday. Go forth and weekend! Thanks for hanging around with us. "Bear Hug" by Eric Kilby is licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0.
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gleedcanon · 2 months ago
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Inspired by that gorgeous Chauvet bear cave painting and also Djungelskog
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gleedcanon · 2 months ago
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Good friends. Motorists guide, Yellowstone National Park. 1924.
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