glassshard
glassshard
Everything Is Terrible
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My name's Ashley and I art and write. My webcomic is Unsounded. Read it!
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glassshard · 10 hours ago
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Tommy Wiseau's The Room starring The Muppets (including femme!Beaker).
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glassshard · 11 hours ago
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glassshard · 19 hours ago
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RIP George Wendt. Please watch him in the surreal fever dream that is the original version of the Black and White video, the one they had to chop in half because it upset the Karens at the time.
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glassshard · 1 day ago
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Im sorry if this is too personal, feel free to tell me to piss off or ignore me, but how did you end up so nice when a lot of your family seems so fantastically fucked? I might be assuming too much and this is probably a bit too parasocial, but you you take the time out of your day to indulge questions on the other blog, you're always encouraging when it comes to questions about art and how to improve , you have a god-like work ethic with like 60+ hours a week on minimum wage, you dont take holidays unless its for a chapter break and thats only for the buffer, you hang out with fans on discord in between chapters, host fanart contests for fun, I know im only viewing what you choose to present online but you just seem like a cool well-adjusted person.
What gives? was it your mom or other people that made you who you are? Did you just make all the right choices and come out as a good human being? should i do something more productive with my day other than asking you this stupid question?
It's my mom! While the rest of my family are freaks, I was lucky enough to get the best mom in the world, and a dad who is a dumb asshole, but who mostly keeps it to himself and is easily ignored. I've also made okay choices for myself. No substance abuse, no drinking, no romantic relationships, no risky financial gambles, no major medical problems. I'm a very skeptical and untrusting person in general. I see the scam in everything and everyone, so I avoid!
If you play it safe in life, you're less likely to get screwed over. And if you don't get screwed over somehow, you have more energy to be kind. Or at least fair and considerate.
But thank you for saying so many nice things! I'm really not anything special. I should volunteer more and go to more protests. Sitting at a keyboard typing nice things at people is really the least any of us can do :)
And yes, go be productive! Go make something lovely. I'm off to ink an Elka page o/
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glassshard · 2 days ago
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Yes, and he's evil. Among his evils:
Told my grandma he'd stop sleeping around if she aborted their newest pregnancy. She did even though she wanted the baby. He left her for another woman anyway. Grandma lost her mind.
New wife got cancer shortly after, and he dumped her for a rich Italian widow.
Disowned his gay son, who is now a super fucked up junkie prostitute somewhere in Iowa
Wouldn't pay for his employees' health insurance. My dad was one of them, so he put off going to the ER when he was having a heart attack for four days, wound up losing half the function of his heart.
Blamed my uncle's wife for his suicide when there was no cause for it - the man was schizophrenic and thought FBI agents were out to get him
Has no interest in any of his grandkids or great grandkids
Stubbornly refuses to fuck off to hell even though he's pushing 90
Family sucks!
do you know your paternal grandfather?
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glassshard · 4 days ago
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House on Haunted Hill (1999)
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glassshard · 4 days ago
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I watched the Idea Man documentary again in honour of the 35th anniversary of Jim's passing and felt compelled to draw this
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glassshard · 4 days ago
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glassshard · 4 days ago
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The Fly (1986) dir. David Cronenberg
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glassshard · 8 days ago
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Extruding pasta
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glassshard · 11 days ago
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Going to Disney Springs tomorrow and think I will debut my perfect and splendid Kermit purse. I bought this a few years ago at Mickey's Halloween party but haven't really felt obnoxious enough to wear it in public before. I feel it takes a certain mood to be in your 40s and carrying a character purse, even if the character was created before you were born.
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The lining is kawaii and irreproachable.
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glassshard · 15 days ago
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Vagrant Story •••
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glassshard · 16 days ago
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glassshard · 19 days ago
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happy birthday/divorce day, V
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glassshard · 19 days ago
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ever been a child? shit was crazy. every single day something like this would happen, and it'd be the worst thing to ever happened to you until, like, tomorrow rolled around
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glassshard · 20 days ago
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keeper of the dark 👁️...
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glassshard · 24 days ago
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