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ok new funniest earth aleph situation. niche video essayist Jacob Black finds out with horror about the fact that his alternate universe self is Jack Fucking Slash.

Imagine watching a 2 hour video where a man grapples with the fact that in a very slightly different universe he became The Fucking Joker.

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i need you guys to imagine this with me i need you all to imagine alec (small, canonically throws punches like he's "trying to throw a baseball") and sylvester (wildbow protagonist most known for being one molecule and incapable of fighting anyone without ending up family guy death posing in a mud puddle) trying to fist fight. just imagine it. go white boys go

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if i had a gay little son i would put him in itty bitty tailored suits and raise him to be evil

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i like in worm when lung is loudly talking about killing children out in public and taylor's like "oh no! not the children" so she has a spider eat his dick and then the undersiders show up and she's like "oh. i thought he meant like children-children." and regent is there and he's like thirteen.

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Miss Militia: We've had a security breach. Our patrol routes have been compromised.   Armsmaster: What happened?   Miss Militia: Clockblocker posted a thirst trap and doxxed himself.  Armsmaster:   Armsmaster: None of those words were part of my training. 

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brian laborn moodboard

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like i think that sylvester should be too paranoid to ever seriously argue with jessie because any time she gets too annoyed with him he starts being haunted by visions of her dying in her sleep. i think jessie should be allowed to emotionally manipulate him by saying she's tired and is going to go take a nap any time she doesn't like his attitude so that he will immediately attempt to reconcile. sy should open his mouth to say something politically dubious and then have involuntary visions of jamies death and promptly close his mouth again. in good twig sylvester is a better person partially because of genuine motives and partially because any time he does something bad-person-y he remembers that his life turned into a shakespearean tragedy last time and changes his mind

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art by senviva

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taylor hebert moodboard pt 2

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Currently on arc 3.2 of Twig. Wanted to make a silly fanart for the two characters that most stand out to me rn.

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thinks fondly about alec being a scary little fucked up freak

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guy with a Thin Gold Line sticker on his car: Our superheroes are the only thing keeping the perverts and criminals at bay!

me (about to rear end him at mover 7 speed because i was texting the ward group chat while flying): how do you spell simurghussy

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Saint: Don't you understand? That thing you love, it's not real. Everything she shows you is AI-generated!

Defiant: she certainly "generated" "A" boner for "I"

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It’s been two months since I’ve drawn anything, and I’m back with these two goobers

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Bakuda