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i could do a great one of those “get ready with me” morning routine videos. like hi welcome to my channel everyone! first thing i do when i wake in the morning is i step outside and i take a deep breath and i get real high and i scream from the top of my lungs what’s going on—
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Wicked is a musical based on a book based on a musical based on a movie based on a book.
THE WORLD’S MOST SUCCESSFUL FANFICTION
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has anyone else noticed that tearable packaging has gotten drastically worse in the last couple of years. What’s up with that
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the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating
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donating my heavily annotated copy of house of leaves to the local library so that the person reading it gets a 5th layer of narrative to be confused by
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all right everyone let's hear it for ACETAMINOPHEN let's give it up for STORE-BRAND TYLENOL let me hear you make some NOISE
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started sending bird facts to my math teacher anonymously
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Casts spell called “please be alright. I love you.”
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I love sitting down in the evening and trying to decide what activity I should do to unwind and then realizing an hour later that I have neither done an activity nor unwound
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must a piece of media be “good?” is it not enough to first encounter it aged thirteen and have your brain completely rewired forever?
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i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2
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if a character means enough to me i will truly never stop thinking about them. i just retire them into a little back room in my brain and periodically bring them out to stare at them under a little light
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Ok, I've seen this sentiment before, but the amount of Kindle Unlimited ads I've been seeing is forcing me to repeat it-
Kindle Unlimited is offering two free months of unlimited ebooks. As a trial. Which will then become a paid subscription.
Your local library is offering unlimited ebooks all the time. Forever. No contracts, no predatory practices, no tracking of how long you spend on each particular page in the hopes that information about your habits can be sold for a profit.
Use your library. They want so badly to give you all of the things for free.
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