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I recently learned a new defense against dagger attacks that involves grabbing the person's wrist, tripping them, and catching them in a sort of ballroom dancing dip. It's so funny to me. I see you are trying to Stab me, but unfortunately for you, I am going to Hold you in my Strong Arms and make you Uncomfortable
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People with most mainstream tastes imaginable should not open their mouth on how anti piracy they are btw. Yea no shit you can depend on legal sources to watch Marvel and listen to tswift and Maroon 5. Thank you so much for signing the petition to close that platform that was the only one i could download this 2008 romanian dungeon synth ep from
#Big fan of piracy actually I'm too concerned for my devices' health to do it myself but know I'm cheering for it in the background#I love you piracy as preservation#Somebody please put Infinity Train on YouTube
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Tragic. Tumblr user made a good point but was unnecessarily condescending about it. Will not be reblogging
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reopening old wounds all by yourself, handsome?
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human john !!!
Hes literally my everything the love of my life my shining star in the darkness my beautiful wife <3333
#Stop making him gorgeus it makes me sad it's not canon#Chat there are so many Good Podcast I need to get back into
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official elon musk hate post reblog to hate like to hate reply to hate
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the introvert urge to say “no worries either way” when you’re actually worrying both ways plus a secret third way
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we’ve homestucked our dean
(this is what happens when tumblr university students - me, @tiredandoptimistic @cape-wearing-enigma @meep-had-a-beep - cultivate an environment together. you never piss alone.)
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bla bla place name backstory stuff
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in horse world they diagnose you with Suspiciously Chill Disorder if youre not extremely anxious all the time
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hamlet (1623) - william shakespeare
"polonius, behind the arras: o i am slaying!"
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tidbit: if you read the left and right lines together, it's hamlet's thoughts when horatio attempts to drink the poisoned liquor and join hamlet in death <3
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