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The most powerful (strong, vigorous) non-divine animal in the Minced Oath setting, the Thesaurus was a highly abundant form of dinosaur. They possessed the ability to shape-shift different saurian features and body-plans as necessary, and being able to switch diets, become a faster runner or a better swimmer made them a very successful species. Walls couldn’t keep them after they developed the ability to make wings, a trait found in their avian descendants. The gods hunted them for sport, as they were fearsome (ferocious, savage, vicious…) quarry. As time went on they seemed to get smarter - there are legends of some that could speak.

Many consider the Thesaurus to be extinct nowadays. Some thank the gods for over-hunting them. Others  believe secret Thesaurus enclaves exist in dense jungles, faraway lands, or deep under the earth. If you notice an oversized armored buzzard watching you intently, keep in mind that another word for ‘bird’ is ‘dinosaur’.

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Two pocket-monster inspired critters, because ducks and alligators are basically the same animal.

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world's largest shart

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What, the forest-dwelling entities with imperfect human mimicry who insinuate themselves into groups of hikers? Yeah, we had one of those. Clocked it immediately, of course. Honestly it kind of fell in that so-inept-it's-kind-of-charming range. We just played along until it'd had it's fill of marshmallows and shambled back into the treeline. We might have been violating some kind of killjoy wildlife contact best practices but what the hell, can't plan around every little thing. Why, what happened to you guys

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Last night I had a dream where I was filling up my water bottle at a drinking fountain and someone ran over and started to drink out of my water bottle as it was filling up and I got so mad I woke up

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"i miss monster of the week tv" "why does everything have to be full of snarky ironic self aware jokes why cant anything be earnest" "why does every episode have to move the plot forward why arent there silly 'filler episodes' anymore" "remember when a season of tv was more than 8 episodes" The people yearn for tokusatsu.

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A sea-dragon sort of creature inspired by the Pacific Sailfin Tang! Both art and photo by me 🐠

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A couple weeks ago I was practicing my owl calls on a night hike and I successfully called in a barred owl. My owl call is pretty good, but I've never called an owl to me from afar because I rarely do night hikes and so I don't get much chance to. I had expected to be really excited about this, especially since two of my coworkers are really skilled at owl calls and they don't usually get a response, much less a full conversation, but instead I felt so guilty. I eventually had to start ignoring this poor deceived owl that was following my call through the park. I felt like I catfished him.

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DISCO ROOSTER CANNOT SAVE YOU

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i made a character sheet. free to use as you wish, feel free to change whatever you want XD open source ass thing. spent all of ~maybe an hour on it.

Credit: the text in the insert-image box comes from this video, and the text for the top three lines (intense, complex, fruity) comes from this post. The actual image was made with the free NBOS character sheet creator, which is a sort of dated but free and solid text-layout sheet maker intended for ttrpg style character sheet creation.

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genuinely wild to me when I go to someone's house and we watch TV or listen to music or something and there are ads. I haven't seen an ad in my home since 2005. what do you mean you haven't set up multiple layers of digital infrastructure to banish corporate messaging to oblivion before it manifests? listen, this is important. this is the 21st century version of carving sigils on the wall to deny entry to demons or wearing bells to ward off the Unseelie. come on give me your router admin password and I'll show you how to cast a protective spell of Get Thee Tae Fuck, Capital

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dont tag bible stuff as mythology God isnt mythology

hi hello how are you. most if not all story-based religions are in fact considered mythology by definition including the abrahamic religions. god is in fact abrahamic mythos whether you think he’s real or not. im sorry if that upsets you but im assuming this is regarding the post i just reblogged and i have to say im surprised the part you’re upset about is me tagging biblicalia as mythology and not the entire discussion on who tops in jesus/judas ship discourse

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Kroelian DRIFLOON & DRIFLATE (Ghost/Dragon)

They are based in clowns and long balloons/balloon animals

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ok i just got this thought out of nowhere but blog divers (people who scroll through a blog and reblog things that were posted YEARS AGO) are actually a super important part of the tumblr ecosystem

With people going inactive and deactivating, a lot of classic tumblr posts and also missed gems get lost because those connections get broken. Even on my own blog I forget about posts I made until I see someone in my activity reblog one of them- which then inspires me to reblog it myself because it was a good post and I want my new followers to see

do not feel bad about diving through someone's blog and reblogging shit from years ago, it keeps dashboards alive

(and if anyone has a problem with that, they can just block you or they can delete the root post ¯\_(ツ)_/¯, two things that have absolutely no effect on the grand scheme of our lives)