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the main thing that puts me off of playing chess is that there is 2000 years of gameplay that hundreds of people with higher IQs than me have spent thousands of hours studying the history of, so much so that when i put the pawn forward they say “ah i see youre going for the bulgarian somersault” and then i try to take their bishop with my knight and they go “aw, rookie mistake, youve played the frenchmans cumsock, and in approximately 37 moves i’ll have won”

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MASS EFFECT: LEGENDARY EDITION | (10/?) ➤ Recruiting Tali

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its so sad when u have a headache from looking at a screen and wearing headphones all day. bc its like ewwww i feel bad i wanna crawl into a bed and put on headphones and look at a screen. but actually what will cure you is going outside and staring at the mountains or something. terrible. awful

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Tali'Zorah 6/10

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sexy genre of making characters needlessly suffer for your enjoyment and yet its called "whump" the unsexiest name in the world

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Mass Effect Medieval AU

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SUNSET BOULEVARD 1950, directed by Billy Wilder cinematography by John F. Seitz

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Having a good pen that you use at work is like. If anything happened to this pen I would kill everyone in this building including my coworkers

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Gaius is loyal and very stubborn. He won't do that willingly. Who said he had to be willing?

KATIE MCGRATH as MORGANA PENDRAGON Merlin S04E07 • The Secret Sharer

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i keep getting fines for “excessive water consumption” it’s not my fault that the basement prison cells all need their own toilets and showers. and like the prisoners are not pulling their weight AT ALL. all they do is sleep and be scared of the rats all day instead of painting with the easels i provided so the fines are really putting a financial strain on the household. if i didn’t need them for their plasma i would have killed them all already because this is nottt as financially lucrative as i thought it would be

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Knights and Spirits

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Why are you problematic

just for fun

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Trade a lot of your time for a little bit of the city's. Hell, seems like a fair exchange to me.

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Billy Wirth as Dwayne

THE LOST BOYS (1987)

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Nemesis wrapped:

You evaded 26 assassination attempts from 3 different people! Congrats!

You discovered 7 new heinous plans!

Your favorite plan was "throw them in the scorpion hole"

Your top scheming month was March

You succeeded in killing your archnemesis 0 times!

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SPYRO 2: RIPTO'S RAGE ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* Crystal Glacier

🧚 Native Species: Ice Builders 💎 Gems: 400 🔮 Orbs: 2 💀 Enemies: Ice Wizards, Horned Rabbits, Draclets 🦋 Fodder: Snowballs 🌟 Talisman: Ice Crystal