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life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.
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I read that radically blurring an image makes it funny for no reason and I tried it, and honestly I can’t stop laughing.

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sometimes u gotta just say weird shit and not worry about what u mean
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How do I explain to my family that Brie Larson can hip thrust 400lbs without making it sound like the gayest fact I’ve ever learnt
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This is legitimately the most horrifying tweet I’ve seen in a long time
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