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“Do it scared” “do it alone” what am I a survival horror protagonist gtfo

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And when we finally kill the gods neither hell nor heaven will be waiting for them because they created those to imprison us

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every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

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marauders but they take polyjuice potion to transform into teachers and James becomes McGonnagal to get away with a prank and in a secluded space Madam Pomfrey tries to kiss him and he runs back to his friends like, “guys, you will never fucking believe this”

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Am I getting a good grade in tumblr mutual?

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Gaslight gatekeep girlboss Sirius Black

Touch-starved transgender train wreck Regulus Black

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when i was a homeless 20-year-old i was rejected from multiple housing opportunities because i had 5k in medical debt from going to the ER after getting roofied and sexually assaulted (i was unconscious so calling 911 was not my decision) and UHC denied my insurance claim. so yeah, i'm actually deriving an enormous amount of pleasure from watching health insurance CEOs snivel and hide like the heartless cowards they are. may those who profit from our suffering live in fear of those they seek to deny.

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how are all you fucks getting over your ex’s so quickly. sitting in a new girl’s lap and making out with a man two months after breaking up with your two year boyfriend is wild. having four romantic plot lines two weeks after breaking up with your year long girlfriend is WORSE. it took me a year to get over someone i never publicly dated AFTER they cheated on me.

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matching dbd couples bios that are just “there’s no one else @/person1” “i’d go to hell for @/person2”

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nurse, nurse she is out again and she is talking about something called fem jegulus to the other patients

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let's start a game! see which name of your music playlists people like the best...

tags... @poetsinnyc @xxcherryberriezxx @yourfavvgal @neil-perrys-suicidal-tendencies @anhonest-puck @pingunaa @lesbicosmos @snek-of-eden @beetheyapper @froginthestars @noctilucaa @please-hear-me-out @star-laboratory @nicoandthepoets /nf +anyone who wants to join!!

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post journal clarity is worse than post nut clarity. she is not the entire universe and you did not have to compare her to the sun, she is literally just the girl you like.

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What is the best trope in fiction and why is it tragic siblings

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“your only personality trait is being gay” so close! the only personality trait i’m comfortable with you KNOWING about me is that i’m gay.