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Not forcefem or forcemasc, but forcewriter, where I am being forced to be a writer by the evil economist (mr. frog).

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the type of horny that can only be fixed by someone who is deeply in love with me

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fun shark fact

its ok

itll get better

you are loved

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I don't really go here, and someone has probably already mentioned this before, but I was listening to this and my mind sudenly went: Jegulus

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oh my god yes i’ve been thinking this since she started leaking the song

Silver Spoon by Erin LeCount as Regulus to James

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“Do it scared” “do it alone” what am I a survival horror protagonist gtfo

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And when we finally kill the gods neither hell nor heaven will be waiting for them because they created those to imprison us

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every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

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marauders but they take polyjuice potion to transform into teachers and James becomes McGonnagal to get away with a prank and in a secluded space Madam Pomfrey tries to kiss him and he runs back to his friends like, “guys, you will never fucking believe this”

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Am I getting a good grade in tumblr mutual?

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Gaslight gatekeep girlboss Sirius Black

Touch-starved transgender train wreck Regulus Black

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when i was a homeless 20-year-old i was rejected from multiple housing opportunities because i had 5k in medical debt from going to the ER after getting roofied and sexually assaulted (i was unconscious so calling 911 was not my decision) and UHC denied my insurance claim. so yeah, i'm actually deriving an enormous amount of pleasure from watching health insurance CEOs snivel and hide like the heartless cowards they are. may those who profit from our suffering live in fear of those they seek to deny.

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how are all you fucks getting over your ex’s so quickly. sitting in a new girl’s lap and making out with a man two months after breaking up with your two year boyfriend is wild. having four romantic plot lines two weeks after breaking up with your year long girlfriend is WORSE. it took me a year to get over someone i never publicly dated AFTER they cheated on me.

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matching dbd couples bios that are just “there’s no one else @/person1” “i’d go to hell for @/person2”