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Dani. 27. she/they.
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Please note. The orange one is not included because A. He isn’t a billionaire. And B. Calling him obnoxious is too kind for him.
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I’m so obsessed with this gif bc obi wan looks like he’s so happy but a little bit nervous to see dex he looks like he’s picking up dex for prom. he looks like he’s in love. in love with dex jettster. fuck you satine obi wan wants a big frog thing with four arms not your hillary clinton self
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*walks around yhe dashboard & my footsteps echoing* Guys ..?
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i know my mutuals so whenever i see a horny post im like. *sigh* which republican senator is this about this time
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theyve discovered a planet where you can have a disappointing jerk off session and doom scroll on your phone until you get a headache every day. And theyre calling it. earth <3
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it's good that we're saying "i don't feel guilty about pleasure im not Catholic" but we also need to start saying "i don't feel self-righteous about being overworked I'm not Puritan"
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we cant ha;ve anything anyrmeo due to the green ape hour
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scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon
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I was typing an entire post about food issues and why I don't like wet food, until I remembered that unlike in Dutch, 'wet food' has a specific meaning in English. Just straight up deleted everything bc all I could see myself as was
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Healing myself by diving deep into art history ad a hobby like I was meant to before I watched House MD and decided to study science
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i always forget how much of a hell getting up in the morning during the cold months is until im trying to get dressed taking frost damage like ough augh ugha oagh uagh
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