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"everybody hates me" factoid actually just a statistical error. The average person doesn't hate you, especially not your friends. You, a person who sits in your room experiencing self loathing every day, are an outlier adn should not have been counted.

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tanktops are so whorish I love them. My entire armpit is out. If you look at me you’re a slut

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I understand why a lot of fantasy settings with Ambiguously Catholic organised religions go the old "the Church officially forbids magic while practising it in secret in order to monopolise its power" route, but it's almost a shame because the reality of the situation was much funnier.

Like, yes, a lot of Catholic clergy during the Middle Ages did practice magic in secret, but they weren't keeping it secret as some sort of sinister top-down conspiracy to deny magic to the Common People: they were mostly keeping it secret from their own superiors. It wasn't one of those "well, it's okay when we do it" deals: the Church very much did not want its local priests doing wizard shit. We have official records of local priests being disciplined for getting caught doing wizard shit. And the preponderance of evidence is that most of them would take their lumps, promise to stop doing wizard shit, then go right back to doing wizard shit.

It turns out that if you give a bunch of dudes education, literacy, and a lot of time on their hands, some non-zero percentage of them are going to decide to be wizards, no matter how hard you try to stop them from being wizards.

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What in the fanfic hell is this?? 😂😂

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favorite br meme of all time

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the average twitter vs tumblr community experience

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16 days to 2015 and I still think I’m in 2012

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I don’t care if it’s 1 A.M. I don’t consider it “tomorrow” until I wake up.

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this thread on twitter is fucking killing me

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your daily reminder that this is a microblogging website and not every post you see is a sweeping well thought-out hot take for you to consider and many posts are in fact vent posts that blew up on accident

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I’m just going to leave this here

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my most specific and unreasonable pet peeve is how often the fun fact "there are mites in your eyebrows" or "there are microorganisms all over your skin" gets brought up like it's some wild concept and everybody reacts like "WHAT?? EWW NO WAY" everybody has microorganisms dipshit it came free with your fucking existence

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IN A TRANSITIONAL PERIOD OF MY LIFE…