260 notes
·
View notes
I'd very much like to punch a feminist.
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
2M notes
·
View notes
i wonder if magic is real, but only in a really mundane way.
when i was little i could almost inerringly switch back to disney channel right as the ads ended when i was channel surfing.
maybe youve never accidentally crushed a ladybug underfoot. maybe your microwave popcorn never burns. maybe you can spin around lots and lots of times before you get dizzy.
is that magic??
honestly im not sure if these are magic or just small, invisible skills. im not sure which i like better.
560K notes
·
View notes
71K notes
·
View notes
I will glo up physically
I will glo up mentally
I will glo up spiritually
I will glo up financially
83K notes
·
View notes
I cannot explain the way hearing my girlfriend's voice makes me feel
10K notes
·
View notes
172 notes
·
View notes
Your heart has been collecting all that winter salt
and all that summer sand
and it is heavy.
Dip it in the river.
Clear away the rot.
Feel like fresh air again.
-spring cleaning
835 notes
·
View notes
2K notes
·
View notes
I can’t wait to travel the world with my person one day and experience it all for the first time together
88K notes
·
View notes
It would be cool if after you died you could see the top 5 times you almost died
71K notes
·
View notes
287K notes
·
View notes
523K notes
·
View notes
524K notes
·
View notes