Ale | 23 | she/her | Italian | Piece of Shit Syndrome (self diagnosed but with overwhelming evidence) and questionable taste in fictional characters | @ashas-axe-husband is my asoiaf sideblog
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when you try to get into the png nightclub but you see the dotted rectangle surrounding the bouncer stretch him wider to block the entrance cus ur not on his clipboard
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The introductory “Hate” monologue from I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream, with AM voiced by the TikTok TTS
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Cannot FUCKING stand when my loose leaf tea says to add tea in tablespoons instead of teaspoons. I'm sorry, bitch. Am I making tea or am I making a table. Let me double fucking check.
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It is with a heavy heart that I announce that american gym bros have discovered sauna and they wear clothes in it
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everything else migjt suck but at least we have a perfectly shaped february to anticipate halfheartedly
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Behond one if the funniest things ive seen on reddit in a hot minute
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"waow i really wanna be this persons friend.." continues to not talk to them but likes every single one of their tumblr posts i come along
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Why is it?? That I can go through the whole day feeling fine and dandy but the second I lay down for bed impending doom settles on me?
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Being sick for anything longer than three days is unreasonable. Like okay, I get it, let's fucking wrap it up here
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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.
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fedez e tony effe enemies to lovers arc a sanremo 2025. io qui lo sto dicendo
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there’s a certain type of image I enjoy finding in old flickr albums from the 00s which is like a completely unknown picture that feels like a meme from an alternate universe
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me being so normal when there’s only vague plans to hang out for the day nobody is texting back with specific times or what we’re doing
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how it feels to wash your hair and brush your teeth and have clean clothes on
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