girlcum-sommelier
The Transfem Cow Queen
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23 || demigirl, she/it || omnisexual || polyamorous || moo moo! || 18+
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girlcum-sommelier 4 hours ago
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Is transitioning from male to female to become a butch lesbian a reasonable option?
it is beyond reasonable, it is one of the coolest things you can do on this bitch of an earth
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girlcum-sommelier 4 hours ago
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Friesian Cow Family
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girlcum-sommelier 6 hours ago
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wyd after taking this
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girlcum-sommelier 6 hours ago
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i really enjoy looking through reddit threads related to death metal because the replies sound like a groupchat for cartoon villains
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girlcum-sommelier 6 hours ago
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girlcum-sommelier 6 hours ago
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I still think its the funniest shit ever that when I used to volunteer at planned parenthood every week even though I walked past mostly the same protesters every single time they were begging me not to get an abortion theres other options yadda yadda. Like meemaw you see me here every week. They call me abortions georg because I get another one every Monday at 8am
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girlcum-sommelier 6 hours ago
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Some baby kittens are going on a lord of the rings ass journey through Chicago rn and we don鈥檛 even know about it
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girlcum-sommelier 6 hours ago
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girlcum-sommelier 6 hours ago
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I see the price of groceries and my leitmotif changes to minor key
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girlcum-sommelier 6 hours ago
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Upsmile my image or I鈥檓 in ungiggling you
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girlcum-sommelier 1 day ago
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tooie recipe
tooie ingredients
tooie alchemical reagents
process for making a tooie
how to brew a tooie
tooie forging technique
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girlcum-sommelier 1 day ago
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I dropped a shit load of acid at a bernie rally in like 2016 and at one point he mentions trump so everyone boos, and I forget about the rally and im like Wtf is that noise? So I turn around and just see a gigantic crowd of people booing me
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girlcum-sommelier 1 day ago
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all thw hottest girls were avoided and shunned as boys in school
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girlcum-sommelier 1 day ago
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Im sort of casually getting into happiness
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