girlcum-sommelier
The Transfem Cow Queen
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23 || demigirl, she/it || omnisexual || polyamorous || moo moo! || 18+
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girlcum-sommelier · 9 hours ago
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seeing a black and white cow is always so damn awesome it’s like Hey i know that guy.from my kindergarten abcs
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girlcum-sommelier · 11 hours ago
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pikmin 1 and 2 and pikmin 3, pikmin new play control for the wii, pikmin 4 and 5, pikmin 6, pikmin 7, pikmin eighteen billion and eleven pikmin 3 deluxe and hey pikmin, pikmin temptation and pikmin sin, pikmin on your ipad its called pikmin bloom, brand new crossover with Pikmin and Doom
LOST BROWSER GAME PIKMIN SPACE... FORCE...
pikmin fortnite pikmin loamy clay and pikmin sand, pikmin adventure (nintendo land), pikmin coming to super smash brothers brawl, new sport i made where you throw pikmin ball pikmin on the gamecube where you can play it love it or hate it you will find it... pikmin on the gamecube where you can play it love it or hate it you will find it on there... (pikmin on the gamecube) (pikmin on the gamecube) (pikmin on the gamecube) (pikmin on the fucking gamecube)
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girlcum-sommelier · 11 hours ago
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if i was an email i wouldn't even go to the inbox i would just play and explore
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girlcum-sommelier · 11 hours ago
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something that should be taken with a grain of salt are the statistics talking about the high rates of mental illness + neurodivergence among trans people (ocd, bpd, adhd, autism, etc)
I see both sides of the political spectrum taking these studies at face value - conservatives say we're broken, and trans people try to come up with reasons why for example autism + gender dysphoria makes sense and why one of them feeds into another
at the end of the day you have to remember that we're the one category of people on this planet who are legally required to go see a psychiatrist in order to receive non-psychiatric medication and surgeries.
more trans people are in therapy by law than any other demographic of people, and as a result, this captures more comorbidities.
if I had to look at my own family & rates of mental illness?
mom, dad, 2 maternal aunts, maternal grandmother, paternal grandmother, sister, sibling, and me all have OCD.
7/9 of them are cishet, never been to therapy, never diagnosed. 2/9 are trans, required therapy for hormone treatment, and were diagnosed.
you don't have to do any math to just see that the resulting statistics end up intensely skewed.
and we can think back to how autism was virtually never diagnosed more than 50 years ago - ruling out any grandparents being included in statistics - and even my parents' generation (they're in their 60s now) wouldn't have been included either.
I don't think it's to anyone's benefit to accept these studies uncritically. a lot of these things are hereditary and far more prevalent in the overall population than people realize
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girlcum-sommelier · 11 hours ago
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Centipede economic sayings
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girlcum-sommelier · 11 hours ago
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there’s a lot going on here
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girlcum-sommelier · 18 hours ago
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just saw this clip and i think itd make a funny reaction image what do u think... does it have potential
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girlcum-sommelier · 18 hours ago
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This is a picture from Stuff New Zealand (one of two major national newspapers), taken an hour ago. This is a kilometer from Parliament. At this point the Parliament grounds were already full. Can you see the front of the hikoi NO, can you see the back of the hikoi NO.
Current estimates range from 15,000 to 50,000 people. Our total population is 6 million and a lot of those are offshore (some of them are protesting in Sydney and London because a lot of us are there). This is potentially 1% of our ENTIRE in-country population. On a weekday. Turning out to protest David Seymour's stupid, divisive, ugly bill.
Hana-Rawhiti Maipi-Clarke just showed up with the Maaori Queen, Te Arikinui Kuini Nga wai hono i te po.
Fuck I wish I was there
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girlcum-sommelier · 18 hours ago
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There's an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can't miss it, that says "Beware!!! Spikes!!!"
The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it's their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they're walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn't be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.
We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still... for a while there it looked like it might have worked...
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girlcum-sommelier · 22 hours ago
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death of subcultures and death of third places are directly connected and you can’t convince me otherwise
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girlcum-sommelier · 2 days ago
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It’s wild to me to see transvestigator conspiracy theories online that could be so easily explained by natural human variation. That woman has a deep voice? Yeah, sometimes they do. A woman has broad shoulders?? Maybe she plays rugby or hits the gym a fuckton. There’s a “bulge” in her tight pants?? Maybe her vulva is just fat. All the “markers” of trans woman that transvestigators use to harass any woman aren’t even things unique to trans women.
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girlcum-sommelier · 2 days ago
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i bet you roll your joints with horse paper
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girlcum-sommelier · 2 days ago
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now that it's far behind us, fuck every single celebrity who made shows and specials about being "locked inside" during the big covid spreads. these motherfuckers in whole other tax brackets from the rest of us. you never actually were in danger you insensitive pricks but you still never masked
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girlcum-sommelier · 2 days ago
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oh yeah you're mommy's bad little fruit fly aren't you 😈
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girlcum-sommelier · 2 days ago
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my family fucked up my life by using spoonerisms interchangeably with their true phrase counterparts since before i was born and now i can’t escape from instinctively saying shit like “im gonna shake a tower”
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girlcum-sommelier · 3 days ago
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had a dream my partner was 7ft tall but nothing really changed in the dream so I think I was 6ft tall and didn’t notice
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