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Moving to @/autoclaveheartt which will be my blog for everything not just tma

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thinking about this one au where michael distortion continues to work in the archives after michael shelley's death because apparently you can't leave the archives even if you aren't you anymore

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My take on ep 26 :3

Digital shading plan I did beforehand

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“mold is gross!!” “mold gets people sick!!” maybe for you. my mold loves me. we share germs & we arw in love ❤️ he livws on my water bottle and i take him everywhere with me. i am dyinf. for unrelated reasons

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imagine if existential/cosmic horror could happen to british people and characters that’d be so funny

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If TMA were to ever get a tv show adaptation, my ONE requirement is that even though everything else is live action, Michael Distortion is entirely animated, and is animted by a completely different person in every shot, in a completely different art style and even different mediums.

Helen, on the other hand, must be done by different people too, however each artist must do their absolute best to match each others styles, so that the chages are so subtle you can almost imagine they arent really there

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hit it like rom-pom-pom-pom get it hot like hello jon apologies for the deception but i wanted to make sure

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Gertrude and Gerry sketch

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I FORGOT TO REUPLOAD THIS STUPID JOKE

I laughed WAY too hard while making this btw

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i fucking loved this line delivery, hes so done with everything

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things jon missed while stalking his colleagues:

the fact that sasha had been half lined up for gertrude's job and how that would be a pretty good murder motive

the discrepancy between elias's hiring in 1991 and how he said he was working as a filing clerk in 1972

tim's brother's mysterious disappearance/death directly preceding his change in careers

martin's real age and literally any of his academic or employment history

conclusion: he's bad at this <3

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michael awareness poster

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can we acknowledge for a sec that we got through an ENTIRE magnus season without a single mention of a michael…….

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I always wanted my friends to call me Gerry

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Do you think he ever helped her solve computer problems. Since she's fucking ancient

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It's all just masks