I call myself a potato, but I know I'm trash too. I also write trash! [28yo] https://www.archiveofourown.org/users/Dragon_in_a_Mask/works
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you're so right hen
get mad. get rageful. debate all you like because im sending them to the death arena and you can't stop me
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"this is how you can use ChatGPT to achieve all of your goals" "use this AI hack to glow up" "I asked ChatGPT for life advice and you guys will never believe what I learned"
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~Guzma X Listener NSFW: Lookin’~
Don’t think Guzma hasn’t seen the way you look at him. He’s smarter than you might think, and really, just about as much of a tease as he looks. Interestingly enough, he’s just as fun to tease if not more, especially since he’s more slutty than you originally thought too.
Contains: Anal Sex, Oral Sex, Fingering, Hand jobs, Light Rimming, Light Spanking, Teasing, Light Edging, Gender Neutral Listener (no use of pronouns), Excessive use of the word ‘Fuck’
Another Commission post! (I know I know, but the rotation has finally fallen in line and I can post these now lol) This one was fun because I got to be a more teas-y/flirty Guzma and it was great! Hope you all enjoy!
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can i get your enthusiastic consent to succumb to the power of my amulet
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THE MANWHORE AU HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT I REPEAT THE MANWHORE AU HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT
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Alan Parker, Joe Leitel and Bruce Reed Ben-Hurry (1959) dir. Richard Fontaine
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”don’t be mad at Jorge about the stream cancelling” BRO THIS IS SO FUNNY I COULD NEVER BE ANGRY, THE ODYSSEY MUSICAL BEING AFFECTED BY A STORM? Beautiful
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"Odysseus" showed us how much Ody has truly changed.
He's compared to almost all monsters in the musical during that one song.
His name's chanting is the same as Polyphemus', and he acts a little like him when he decides to kill everyone.
Po - ly - phe - mus ("Enough")
O - dy - sse - us ("I. Have had. Enough")
He aims for the torches just like Scylla.
"Eurylochus, light up six torches"
"Keep your head down he's aiming for the torches"
He rejected forgivness just like Poseidon did.
"Maybe you could learn to forgive..."
"No"
"Old king our leader's dead. You've destroyed the serpent's head. Now the rest of us are no longer a threat. Old king forgive us instead, so that no more blood is shed. Let's have open arms instead!"
"No."
Also, there's an electric guitar in the song. It represents Odysseus' cunning and ruthless nature.
He IS a monster. But that's what got him home. And he'll embrace this side of him.
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I haven’t drawn mice or other rodents in ages… I should pick that up again: when you’re that tiny everything takes courage and anything can be an adventure~.
Ironically, I remembered that when we got slaughtered by the Risen Shagaru Magala yesterday~.
Prints and Commissions Twitter - deviantART - Insta - Kofi - Mastodon - Artgram
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Done~! A4-ish, mixed media with markers, watercolours and acrylics on Fabriano Bristol paper.
And just because I’m proud of the text too, here is the lore to it again:
“To summon you need to believe, for you cannot call upon what you have no faith in.
I saw summoners call upon gods. I saw them call upon friends. I saw one call upon her dead brother.
But we… little one, we call upon our fears. For nothing is as real as what walks the darkness of our minds.”
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