girl-hemingway

[girl-hemingway]

hey! congratulations on being in my dream last night (???). you began posting your opinion on various household snacks and objects as well as different international landmarks and animals?

woke up (inside my dream) to roughly four hundred posts in the last five minutes, all of which were simply 1-10 ratings of things like pretzels.

i don't know if this information will mean anything to you as i am still sleep deprived but i hope little mice and rats bring you just as much joy irl as they did in my dream

favorite snacks

ritz crackers (classic, salty, crunch without having Chips effect)

chocolate covered almonds

baby carrots (with hummus)

diet coke (222ml can for maximum crispness)

least favorite snacks

any sort of fruit-based candy (i'm not a child)

chips (might as well just have ritz crackers)

fruit-based drinks that are not juice (just have juice)

real life carrots (too big and feel like rabbit)

[girl-hemingway]

Thanks for the nice messages everybody. You are all too kind. Sorry i can't reply to all of them but i've printed them out and lamented them and stuck them up using masking tape around my bathroom to look at in the mornings and in other pockets of the day when i use the washroom such as after meals or before sleeping.

[girl-hemingway]

Were you planning on making anymore threads after the Christmas special? You said in a post you might make more holiday specials but never did, where you just like “yeah I’m done.” Or did you just get burned out or something I’m curious.

to be honest i didn't want to milk it. was good as it was. christmas special was fun to make for me but after that i was done. did you know almost all the movies from the top 50 highest-grossing films in the box office from the 2010s have been sequels or remakes or reboots or franchise films. they don't make dramas anymore. this doesn't have anything to do with mangoball. everyone should go watch more original movies like A Complete Unknown out now about Bob Dylan.

[girl-hemingway]

you predicted the future with mangoball tommy. is there anything else you think might happen

wilbur #arrested

[girl-hemingway]

do you smoke weed

Not in public it makes me so nervous I Start to see shapes and fear my friends. but this past year i watched Magical Mystery Tour high i think six times (separately). People say it sucks but i wouldn't know it's perfect to me. You have to watch it the way god intended.

[girl-hemingway]

the medium of the Social Media Fanfiction has always been fascinating to me since BTS Dora AU. a make believe word where everyone has extremely close friendships and real life connections that take place primarily in an acoustic digital space. the literary device of the Private Account aka the internal monologue. Xwitter being the normative mode of expression. every thought and emotion they have articulated through Xeets. Images & Text. a modern romcom in form of adult picture book.

[girl-hemingway]

what the hell... sure. 😭

i love your fic LMAO any tips on how to make writing very crack-y like yours?

it all essentially goes back to commedia dell'arte

[girl-hemingway]

you are cooler than i could have ever imagined

thank you but respectfully i demolished any possibility of possessing even the slightest crumb of coolness by the sheer fact that i wrote pseudo DreamNotFound fanfiction on Twitter

[girl-hemingway]

do you have a favorite mangoball plotline

this isn't a plotline but i liked the underlying corpse wilbur yaoi that i Didn't end up making canon properly because a corpse stan dm'd me calling me a weird freak for writing fanfic about him because it goes against his boundaries or something

[girl-hemingway]

do you ship mclennon

i do not "ship" mclennon. i view their relationship like a historian. would you call someone who studies ww2 an england and france "shipper" ? no. john lennon and paul mccartney had a decade long situationship and were fucking off lsd in 67. it's not a matter of shipping or not. i'm only here to observe and comment.

[girl-hemingway]

Who is your favourite member of The Beatles I gotta know now that I know you're a fan

paul mccartney. not just because of the regular stuff like him being one of the greatest living singer songwriter of our time but also he is sooo cute... my diva...

[girl-hemingway]

As a writer I gotta know what possessed you to make all those batshit plotpoints happen. I need to pick your brain plz plz plz give us wisdom

the honest truth is that i was in the deepest most mentally unwell place of my life and one of the pitfalls i experienced was being into the dream smp guys. i used to watch a thousand SNL clips from the mid 2000s and didn't sleep the entire week i made it. i don't know what possessed me... it's all a blur...

[girl-hemingway]

respect but also. proof?

[girl-hemingway]

thank you. i wasn't into the beatles as much back then but this is nice to hear i like to think it channeled through me somehow. the roadtrip bit was their magical mystery tour in a way.

only a beatles fan could come up with mangoball bbh. i can’t explain it but i know i’m right