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msby4 in a modern family episode (s3 e5 hit and run) this is a joke fic
kiyoomi and atsumu were driving down the road, talking about the horror movie they just watched and suddenly *CRASH* someone rear ended their car 🤯 so obviously they quickly get out to see who hit them.
the person who hit them also got out of their car, apologized and went back in to 'get their insurance registration' but suddenly, they turned on the engine and drove off 😧
atsumu said "OMI LES GO WE HAV' TA CHASE 'IM" (dont laugh) and kiyoomi replied "NO WE HAVE TO CALL THE POLICE",
insert a random bokuto with sunglasses walking on the sidewalk who happened to see what happened "psh, the police? aren't they too busy winning the war on drugs?"
flash forward to when they get to meian's house for a team bonding, they tell people the story and inunaki goes "why didn't you chase the guy?" and kiyoomi goes "what if he wAS ARMED????" then atsumu replies "doubt it, he had a hinata bumper sticker" so now insert a confused hinata, "wait, there are bumper stickers of me?" the end
#msby 4#haikyuu#msby#sakuatsu#sakusa kiyoomi#miya atsumu#hinata shoyo#bokuto koutarou#inunaki shion#meian shugo
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ive read most of these but i wanna read the rest so im gonna keeo it on my page
I'm FINALLY doing my Sakuatsu fic rec MASTERLIST
I love finding these so i've wanted to do this for such a long time.
Without further ado, here we go: (there will be NO smut -mostly- so its ALL FLUFF AND CRACK AND AMAZINGNESS)
SOCIAL MEDIA CONCEPTS
I adore the premise of social media in fics, so these are my ABSOLUTE favorite ones
The MSBY Black Jackals Take a Lie Detector Test by sifuhotman
i THINK this is my favorite sakuatsu fic ever. like. ever
i've read this so. many. times. And im in LOVE with the concept bc i LOVE the try guys and the build up is SO GOOD and there is so much TENSION and hinata and bokuto are little shi*s. THE CONCEPT OF A LIE DETECTOR IS JUST GREAT OK?? IT JUST IS
MSBY4's Lockdown Survival Guide by minthalo
THIS MOTHERFRIKING FIC OMGKSDHGKLA. idk what it was laced with but you cant. put. it. down
It's SO GOOD, it's based on tiktok and the #sakuatsu stuff is AMAZING dfjskhf only they would realize they love each other bc of HASHTAGS
AND ITS ALSO SUPER FUNNY
MSBY's Miya Atsumu and Sakusa Kiyoomi Take a Friendship Test by msbypr
AjSDBAJFASÑK THIS motherfriking FIC. omg. ITS SO GOOOD
ITS BEST FRIENDS TO LOVERS, and the amount of LOVE they have for each other??? and the TENSION??? ITS AMAZING
Miya Atsumu & Sakusa Kiyoomi Answer the Web's Most Searched Questions by sifuhotman
"SOCIAL MEDIA INTERVIEW AND PRIVATE CONFessoon YASSSSSS"
that's literally what I wrote as a bookmark. It's amazing
Famous V-League Players Make Fools of Themselves on Twitter dot com by crone_zone
my bookmark after i read it was "This is the closest thing to reblogging a fic I could think of 🤍 HILARIOUS" and i STAND. BY . THAT. YOU SHOULD READ THIS FIC. its a crack fic and its SO WELL DONE I LITERALLY LOLed OK??? I LAUGH OUT LOUDED
Channel JACKAL by Aka_aKa_akA
It's literally a video series made fanfic about the jackals being dumb and awesome and lovely and sakuatsu bc yea everyone loves sakuatsu so just enjoy the ride
its a kinda? slow burn. long but WORTH IT
a posteriori by SugarHighs
hsksafhkla competitive atsumu ftw
Subtle Inarizaki Crushes by sifuhotman
ok so, this one is a second part? or first part? of 2 fics. One is Subtle Inarizaki Dating which is SUNAOSA and sakuatsu in the background, but this is SAKUATSU with sunaosa in the background. It's really good, you should definitely read both
in the light by Ann1215
HEAR ME OUT OK???? Sakusa as a SUGAR DADDY???? and atsumu being all cute and hot and collegy???? OGAKGAHLDSKJFH i love this and its a FAKE DATING au so yea its perfect dont judge just read
re: chat by aalphard
Do emails count as social media???? who knows
anyways, this fic is SO FUNNY and i LOVE atsumu so yeah, its reading into his conversations with his brother gushing about sakusa
10/10
Dress to Impress by matchumu
Sakusa just malfunctioning because of a picture of atsumu is GOLD
i keep a window for you, it's always open by volchitsae
I'll just say this is social media bc SAKUSA is a YOUTUBER <3<3 love it. Never understood the title tho hehe
People Will Say We're in Love by tirralirra
yea remember THAT author i said i wouldn't put another fic of? well...
so THIS ONE is so cute bc people ship sakuatsu on twitter and they try to deny it. as IF they werent like in love
SIMPLY VERY GOOD ONES
Again, until it's perfect by fairycake
It's SUCH A GOOD FIC bc the concept of them perfecting a quick is SO COOL and the love story progression is SO AMAZING and yeah, AND THE PINING???? 10/10. I wish I'd read this one sooner
Too Unwise to Woo Peaceably by tirralirra
THIS.FRIKING.FIC omggggg THE CONCEPT??? amazing. THE PLOT??? hilarious. THE CHARACTERS??? wonderful
ITS LIKE OMG AJKJKLAJKL EVERYTHING YOU EVER WANTED AND MORE. LIKE SHAKESPEARE???? AND HAIKYUU???? SAY LESS
as you can see, i like this author sO.MUCH
ATSU101: how to fall in love with your fake boyfriend by solyn
OK SO THIS ONE DOES HAVE SMUT (((kinda tho they make out)))) but hear me out ok? i branched out for a good reason. ITS LIKE ZERO ANGST. minous a THOUSAND angst. all fluff. IDIOTS TO LOVERS which they are, your honor. and at this point it's a classic in the fandom just read it ok? just enjoy loving atsumu even MORE than you ever thought you could bc, as i said, he is the man of everyone's dreams. thank you and goodnight
If you're ever sad just read this fic. plz.
Matchmade by tirralirra
OMG THIS ONE IS SO ADORABLE like best friends sakuatsu is like the best thing EVER to me and this is the CUTEST friends (idiots) to lovers
Love Me, Love My Dog by tirralirra
this is the last one from this author i promise
IAHSDGKL SAKUSA BEING A DOG DAD???? and atsumu falling for him?? the progression is so cute?? and healthy?? and natural?? im in lov
ink blossoms by entrechat
WHO doesn't love a good flower / tattoo shop AU amirite?????? and its very VERY good
The Dos and Don’ts of Loving Sakusa Kiyoomi by liliapocalypse
THIS is AMAZING and the TENSIONNN and the PININGGGG MAJKDFAKLNF. Everyone just wants to make sakusa smile :) and atsumu pisses him off, so yea he's not winning that competition
Sakusa Kiyoomi's Matchmaking Questionnaire by soylatte17
Its SO CUUUUTE <3 i lov this. sakusa is a matchmaker and atsumu is his client, basically. CaN yOu gUeSs whAt could PoSsIbLy hApPeN????
i’ll do anything you say (if you say it with your hands) by liliapocalypse
the slight touching cuteness is too much i cant even
touch me (i want you to) by melstar
PRACTICE TOUCHING??? say LESS
its really really really really really really -and yeah i typed really all those times instead of ctrl-v ing it bc im an idiot - cute
COLLEGE AU
Mostly college Aus, just the ones that focus on that bc there are many college AUs that are important bc of other stuff
don't think too much (i only fell when i gave up) by w0ndrlnd
I didnt knOw i needed a SMART ATSUMU fic until this one. LIkE its ACADEMIC RIVALSSS BUT DONE SO WELL??? HOWWWW
the perfect college AU where atsumu is the man of everyone's dreams. I read this twice... in a row
the posterior probability by izayas
JHSJDH i lOVE this one and its another SMART atsumu and i LIVE. FOR THAT
on the basis of instant noodles by auvelli
Let's say it's enemies to lovers. and its COLLEGE and its pining and crushing and using a microwave so what else can you even ask for at this poing
A Second Truth by tumbleweedfarm
This IS a college AU but like KYIOOMI BEING A SINGLE DAD?? AND ATSUMU FALLING AND BEING THERE FOR HIM??????
?????????? IM CRYING????
three roses and a smile by strawberrycitrus
I meann.... its a college AU but they're both professors. and enemies to lovers. its SUCH A COOL PLOT, like really, trust me, it IS
SHORT ONES:
love and all the wrong answers by tirralirra
This one is SO CUTE and sakusa is SO.DUMB i love it so much
ROAD RAGE by mcbeefy
THIS ONE'S JUST HILARIOUS SAFJKHAKF plz read it it's a great crack fic
Current Predicament by fandomverse
You know when you read sth and you thing hOW did someone come up with this?? well, this concept is AMAZING and the EXECUTION TOO, *chef's kiss*
How to Acquire a Romantic Partner Using Reverse Psychology: a How-To-Guide by Sakusa by awkwardedgeworth
This one is very short, but like.... it's about them COMPRESSION SLEVES... yeah... just read it
pick me by ely_su
A good read, very cute ending
if you want even MORE, here you have ALL my Ao3 bookmarks with comments on them bc yeah
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is it just me or do yall notice how no one can get over in another life at a single mention of bokuaka, like damn the big sunshine man just d1ed ironically bc of insomnia haha😁
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do you wonder everyday if you'll ever have a relationship like skts haha !
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HELP ME QBSHAHSHAHAH
Tsukkishima: If I die, I want you to carry my coffin
Akiteru: wow tsukki I'm so honored, I never thought-
Tsukkishima: so you can let me down one more time
#tsukishima kei#tsukishima akiteru#tsukki is officially the biggest grudgeholder. he doesn't forget#although i feel like we already know that#haikyuu
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i just have a hc that skts has a whole calendar to schedule who's walking their dogs whilst the other makes breakfast. then at the end of the week, they walk the dogs together, get puppuccinos and meet up with their dog owner friends. ���️💗
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