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She was rolling around on my desk and fell off 😭
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my dad has this crazy ass huge camera lens so we went out during the eclipse last night and got maybe one of my favorite photos i’ve ever had a hand in taking
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I'm hacking into your dick and uninstalling your balls
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I want to shut up forever but I’m always thinking of more dumb shit to say
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it's important to have bits that aren't good and also nobody likes and also aren't funny
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I like how this one is glowing like a powerful magic tome
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you're so beautifol :) may i sense you with my feelers
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I don't have much but I DO have an open wound #OPENWOUND
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im not going to take anything personally - the personal taker
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