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Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

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So this is definitely a case of "we did not expect Harvard to fight back and we forgot they have billions of dollars and the best lawyers"

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“oh, I live in a desert and-”

“wow that must be so terrible” “deserts are so ugly” “I would never want to live in a wasteland like that” “it’s just empty nothingness”

wishing 10,000 exploding hammers upon you

behold New Mexico

[ID 1: tall, snowcapped rocky mountains rising above a plain filled with desert scrub

ID 2: brightly colored banded cliff walls of several mesas climbing their way into mountains

ID 3: a desert prairie

ID 4: colorful hoodoos against a twilight sky

ID 5: white sand dunes as far as the eye can see

ID 6: a collection of hoodoos against a stormy sky at sunset

ID 7: a juniper tree standing with a cliff wall in the background

ID 8: several juniper trees on a rocky landscape]

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this image came to me in a dream

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as someone who has been involved in union organizing through my dad's union since i was literally in second grade, the way that people on tumblr think unions work drives me literally insane

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But first they must catch you 🏳️‍⚧️

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New Secret Knots comic: "Cryptid".

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me: morning people aren’t just the kind of people that wake up earlier, but they are also the kind of people that are able to get more things done in a shorter window of time, since “morning” is a shorter part of a day than “night” is

the handsome mage woman who just pulled me out of a demonic skeleton pit and revived my wounds: do you think the morning might seem like a shorter part of the day to you because you don’t get up very early?

me: no it’s definitely that other thing I said. did you still wanna make out btw

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Reading Dracula. When does she show up?

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Yes, these Muppets have taken Manhattan. The question now is can they HOLD it

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Be sure to fact check in case false or missing key points - stay informed and stay alert

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I decided to add a sunflower tattoo to Killian.

Other options were pomegranates and elderberry.

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Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

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the sad thing about the episode where squidward teaches an art class is that spongebob receives greater recognition despite having no creative vision. his work is technically impressive, but his otherwise powerful imagination fails him, and thus he churns out derivative slop. the thomas kincaid of the sea.