I’m getting real fucking tired of constantly being in the “friend zone”. Being alone fucking sucks!!
😢😢😢
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My sentiments exactly.
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Bourbon in my case… but I’ll still take some good whiskey. 😎🥃
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Oooh… shiny toy. Me likey. 😁😁
This 1000 year old Katana looks as good as it did the day it was made. [3746x3024]
Source: https://reddit.com/r/ArtefactPorn/comments/f72y5g/this_1000_year_old_katana_looks_as_good_as_it_did/
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If only some people knew. 😈😈😜😁
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Like D’uh! Of course I would.
You betcha...
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Is it wrong that I’d like just one birthday to be a particularly dirty one?
Just sayin’.
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Adult/ mature content is alright, just keep it legal.
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@missjenniferb Yes. Chris might get a giggle from it too.
[to the tune of be our guest] eat a dick, eat a dick, god you’re such a fucking prick, i’m taking paid time off because your presence makes me sick
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@missjenniferb Have you seen Aggretsuko on Netflix? It’s fucking funny as hell! 🤣🤣🤣
[to the tune of be our guest] eat a dick, eat a dick, god you’re such a fucking prick, i’m taking paid time off because your presence makes me sick
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@missjenniferb
Didn’t know about all that. No wonder Vince wants to push him. They must think alike.
Just a reminder:
Just a reminder of what Lars has said in the past :
This man is getting a heavy push. Yet he has disrespected legends. And disrespected the bosses daughter and has stated something that is truly disgusting. And yeah I have other stuff to say but I’m just seriously frustrated.
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I’ll chance it. Doubt anyone will have the balls to ask though. 😜😂
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I’ve been thinking of joining the priesthood.
😂😂😂
“I think I will have a salad for dinner.”
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Gotta keep things interesting somehow. 😜😜
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Happy New Year!!
Looking to make 2019 a better year on several levels. Cheers! 😎😁🎊🎉🥂🍾
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Tumblr screwed the pooch on their latest decision.
I understand why they did what they did but they went about it entirely the wrong way. If I happen to post a photo of a nude person of legal age it shouldn’t be immediately banned. Simple nudity does not equal pornography. I’m still going to post what I like, when I like, and how I choose to show it.
So Tumblr can go suck on that for all I care.
🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
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