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GILBERT TALKING IN GEN-ALPHA SLANG ONLY

Chev: Eyepatch what the hell are you doing in my room

Gil: That wasent so skibidi rizz of you, ask politely.

Chev: Shut up you irritate me

Gil: Level 0 gyatt having ahh, I’ll send all the Rhodolite residents to Ohio where all the skibidi toilets are.

Chev: Wtf

Gil: Yeah, Pay up your Fanum Tax, I’m the rizzler of Obsidian.

Apologies for any braincells you might have lost reading this

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He looks so hot I think I’m gonna die…

i’m so normal about him

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Bruh I’m GILBERT AF 💀

“Guess what?”

“What is it?” (excited): Leon, Yves, Jin

“What is it?” (neutral): Licht, Keith, Luke

*Actually tries to guess*: Gilbert, Clavis

*Silence*: Chevalier

*Guesses correct*: Alter!Keith, Sariel, Nokto

“You’re in love with me?”: Rio, Clavis

“You’re wasting my time just say it”: Silvio

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Fyodor: “Nikolai-” Nikolai: *sighs* “Sigma used to call me Nikolai…” Fyodor: “…Because it’s your fucking name.”

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Husband material right there

Nikolai: “HELP! I TOLD SIGMA I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!” Fyodor, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: “And you thought I could help?”

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Literally me what the frick

Holy shit it just occurred to me…

Fyodor’s fangirls are no different than Rasputin’s fangirls back in the 1900s…

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G-Gilbert n-no

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No context.

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I just imagined Gilbert driving …. 😳😳😳

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Alternate Gilbert Expressions (made by trying out different combinations of his facial features)

...a couple of these are a bit cursed :')

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Silvio: *gets down on one knee*

Emma: Oh my god, are you

Silvio: *forgot where he put it* Fuck no. I'm tying my shoes

(2nd attempt)

Silvio: *gets down on one knee*

Emma: You're wearing slides

Silvio: Shuddup and lemme propose

Emma: !

Silvio: *takes out engagement collar*

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♡ Gilbert von Obsidian - event story.

Overlapping red lips.

the translations are not 100% accurate, so take them with a grain of salt.

expect grammatical errors.

One day, when the sky was cloudless—

Bathed in the morning sun through the window as I was getting ready for the day.

Lord Gilbert held out a large box and opened the lid.

Inside is a cute dress with rose-patterned lace on the chest.

Gilbert: We’re going on a date. Wear this today, little rabbit.

Emma: Thank you very much. The dress is very pretty and cute.

When I received the dress and touched the smooth fabric, my cheeks relaxed involuntarily.

(It's my kind of design, lightweight and easy to move around in. Plus, it has my favorite rose pattern on it.)

Emma: Was this dress also made by Lord Gilbert? // Did Lord Gilbert make this dress, too?

Gilbert: Yes, it's the best clothes in the world for you. And I guarantee it's comfortable to wear.

Gilbert: I know your body better than anyone, so I made it.

Lord Gilbert took one step closer to me and held me by the waist with a familiar gesture — Caressing slowly as if checking the lines of the body.

(My face is hot…..but Lord Gilbert finds my reaction amusing…..)

Emma:….Thank you very much. Well, I'll go put it on now.

Pretending to be calm, I hurriedly headed for the bathroom.

(It's filled with my favorite things down to the smallest details...Lord Gilbert is truly amazing.) // (My favorite details are all here.....you’re really amazing, Lord Gilbert.)

Delicate embroidery, beautifully cut bust, rose-shaped buttons.

I was in love with each and every one of them as I finished getting dressed….

When I returned to his room, I approached Lord Gilbert.

Emma: What do you think?

Gilbert: It looks good on you. Cute.

Then Lord Gilbert placed his hand on my cheek.

The tenderness of his touch warms my heart. // His affectionate gesture slowly warmed my heart.

(Not only through words, but also through his action.)

He exhaled a small breath to release the heat, and his red eye narrowed happily.

Gilbert: Okay, next, I'll do your makeup.

Emma: Makeup….by Lord Gilbert?

Gilbert: Yes, I've never done it before.

Lord Gilbert took out a black cloth from his pocket and placed it on the table.

Gilbert: Shall we?

Emma: Y-Yes…..

After I nodded, Lord Gilbert lightly removed the cloth.

Emma: Whoa!

Underneath the cloth, on a table that should have been empty, the makeup kits are lined up in a row.

(As usual, I have no idea what's going on…..)

Gilbert: So yes, can you sit there?

When I sat on the edge of the bed, Lord Gilbert put the makeup kits on the side table and also sat down next to me.

Gilbert: Well, let's start with this.

Lord Gilbert removes his gloves and begins to apply the cream to my face carefully with his hand.

(I feel like I'm being taken care of, I'm happy.)

Twisting my body with the tickle, Lord Gilbert gave a small laugh and applied makeup to my face.

Gilbert: I'll make some cosmetics for you soon.

Gilbert: I'd go crazy with jealousy if I saw you wearing other people's inventions. // Seeing you wearing other people's inventions makes me go crazy with jealousy.

(If it’s Lord Gilbert, I really think he’ll make it.)

Gilbert: I didn't make it in time today, so I prepared only lipstick. I found a color that looks good on you.

Then Lord Gilbert took out a beautifully decorated lipstick.

Opening the lid, Lord Gilbert scoops up the lipstick with a small brush and slowly applies it to my lips.

Gilbert: Okay, done.

Emma: Thank you very much. I can’t wait to look at myself in the mirror.

Gilbert: Aren’t you worried about the result?

Emma: Not at all. I am sure that Lord Gilbert would have done it better than I did.

Gilbert: Hehe, you trust me. But I like it.

Lord Gilbert closed the distance between us….

Emma: Mm.

Our overlapping lips instantly parted, and Lord Gilbert smiled refreshingly as if nothing had happened.

Gilbert: What do you think of this color, you like it?

Lord Gilbert's lips are elegant red, my favorite color.

Emma:…..Yes…..

(Lord Gilbert….really knows exactly what I like.)

When our chests flushed against each other, Lord Gilbert brought his lustrous red lips together to mine once again.

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Ikeprinces and Their Voicemail

Some of these are a bit suggestive so MDNI please!

Jin: Hello, hello, Jin Grandet here; grande in more ways than one. I know what you're thinking. Is this an x-rated hotline? I assure you that is definitely not the case... unless you're a fine-bosomed lady, that is. Single and ready to mingle? Stay on the line, sugar-tits *beep*

Chevalier: *voicemail goes straight to the beep*

Clavis: Hello? *proceeds to have a fake conversation with the caller as if he's actually there* That'll get the flour out of your hair asap. Oh, that's fascinating. I'm so sorry to hear that. Nice legs, you say? *beep*

Leon: Hey there, you've reached Leon. Sorry we missed each other. But it'd be boring if we connected without a little interference, yeah? Kidding, kidding! Just leave a name and number and I'll get back to you with the funniest joke you've ever heard―guaranteed *beep*

Yves: You have reached the Fifth Prince of Rhodolite, Yves Juniper Oswald Kloss. I'm sorry I can't be here to take your call right now, so please leave your name and number after the tone. Unless you're Clavis. Then please hang up and toss your phone into the nearest river―*sound of phone accidentally falling into the toilet*―Are you serious... I wasn't even in the bathroom :(

Licht: This is Licht. I'm not available right now. Leave a message. Give me back my phone, Nokto *beep*

Nokto: Mmmmnnn hello. I had every intention of answering your call, but I'm a busy man with places to be, deals to sign, lips to... You know what I mean... If there's anything I can do for you, do leave a name, number, and a brief description of yourself so I can pick out the perfect pair of―Licht, come on, I wasn't done with―*beep*

Luke: *sound of snoring for 30 seconds cut off by a beep at the end*

Sariel: This is Sariel. My apologies for being unable to receive your call. Please leave a name, number, and 10-word description of what you are calling about. I must stress that it has to be 10 words or you risk my losing interest. Just kidding. Or am I *beep*

Rio: Hello! Rio here! Woof! I don't... actually know why I did that into the phone... Oh well. Let me know what I can do for you and I'll see if Silvio is available to foot the bill. Spoiler: he is. I love Emma today and everyday! *beep*

Keith: I'm so sorry I couldn't be here to take your call! Please let me make it up to you! I know I'm nothing special but if there's anything you need help with―pulling weeds, maybe? Or doing your taxes? Or being your alibi for a future murder... No―NO! Murder is wrong! Please don't murder any―*beep*

Silvio: I ain't here. Leave a message after the fuckin *beep*

Gilbert: Hello. You've reached Gil. I'm sorry I can't take your call right now, because I'm sure you wouldn't be calling just to waste my time. You're smarter than that, right? Hehehe, that's what I thought. Anyway, let me just wash this blood from my hands and I'll get back to you *smiles through the phone*

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POV : YOURE ON A SHIP WITH SILVIO RICCI AND HIS PIRATE CREW IS HAVING A PARTY // SILVIO RICCI PLAYLIST, THIS IS LIT 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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This is gonna cause a riot isn’t it