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I'm sorry sir but no a "shrimp" did not in fact fry this rice. you're lumping crustaceans together in a very unhelpful and bigoted manner. our chef is a giant freshwater crayfish.
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OH MY FUCKING GOD?!
OH MY GOD?!?!?!?!?!
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OH MY GOD?!?!?!?!?! (edited to properly spoiler)
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I'm trying to figure out a good way to say "you really should actually learn the basics of small talk" with sounding like I'm biased against autistic people.
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Just saw on Quora a guy asking if Poland was more German or Russian and every reply was a Polish guy detailing the ways they wanted to kill him
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Urgent appeal for help for my family in repairing the tent to face the winter and the harsh rains and to obtain their food.
$ 10,478 / $ 12,050 ( Deadline 15 Dec ).
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Ko-Fi ( we have 27,78 $)
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It's a good thing Sisko shaved his head. In the Pale Moonlight is a bald man's soliloquy. A man with hair couldn't do that.
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If you pay attention, you'll notice that a lot of fascist ideology is intimately intertwined with encouraging selfish, callous, aggressive, and generally unkind behavior in both the private and public spheres. Come to think about, the topics that I've spoken about before (and is in my pinned post) about how studies have shown that people are generally ruder and more aggressive than they were a few years ago, like yeah a lot of people point to lockdown and people losing their socialization over lockdown as the root cause. But I can't help but wonder how much that's related to the alarming rise in fascism a lot of countries have been experiencing over the past decade or so, since these fascist ideologies at their core are very "me me me me first and TO HELL with anyone else"
Is that jerk who just cut you in line being a jerk who cut you in line because he lost his socialization over lockdown? Or is it because he's fallen into an echo chamber full of people who told him it's his god given right to say and do whatever he wants even at the expense of others and if anyone has a problem with that they're a snowflake? Or possibly both?
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burning text gif maker
heart locket gif maker
minecraft advancement maker
minecraft logo font text generator w/assorted textures and pride flags
windows error message maker (win1.0-win11)
FromSoftware image macro generator (elden ring Noun Verbed text)
image to 3d effect gif
vaporwave image generator
microsoft wordart maker (REALLY annoying to use on mobile)
you're welcome
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Guys! I turned in the guy who shot the UnitedHealthcare CEO, and wouldn't you know it- they just refused to approve my surgery!
I guess snitches don't get stitches.
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when I was in high school my dad was speeding like crazy because I was running late to my job at the cemetery. and the cop who pulled him over gave him three whole tickets because who the hell goes 95 in a 25??? but then, when my dad went to court the cop didn’t show, and so the judge looked over at the charges and just couldn’t believe it. he thought the cop must’ve been so racist that he made it up because who the hell goes 95 in a 25? so my dad got all 3 tickets dismissed bc of racism. that he didn’t even experience because he was in fact going 95 in a 25.
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